Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
Mathalamus 25
Clever of him to do that.
Magtec 11
He probably took care of himself in the shower. Why didn't you join him?
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Comments (10)
mackdeezy 22
I sympathize... but he's not wrong.
Sinshine 28
He didn't even care about being clean to a level where he doesn't stink. I highly doubt he cared about the condition of his body at all and was just angry that he was rejected for stinking in the first place.
Boyufd 25
can you blame the guy
JohnnyBravo_fml 3
Come on over. I’ll take care of ya. Let’s get dirty.
Mathalamus 25
Clever of him to do that.
Magtec 11
He probably took care of himself in the shower. Why didn't you join him?
AmbrosiaFan 19
THIS is an excellent idea.
AmbrosiaFan 19
YDI totally. LMAO
Chibicase 19
Should have hopped in the shower with him 🤷♀️