Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Top comments
tanekdrachonae 19
Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...
SWC_Penguin 17
This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first ******." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.
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Comments (108)
crisanba 18
First time jitters I guess
thehumanlyhuman 7
If those are what your jitters are like, remind me to never have sexual relations with you
Grayness_ 26
So you were thinking about it @#35? 0.o
thehumanlyhuman 7
There's a tough crowd for this fml's comments, it appears
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Jesus.. Babies having sex!? What has this world come to!? And I thought teenagers were bad, it's really the toddlers you gotta watch out for.
Sarahandlucas 9
Have you realized that every comment you post gets so many negative comments that you have to tap to see it?? Maybe you should look at what your putting BEFORE you send it. Js.
DenBriZel 31
How ironic, 56.
JE553 9
Didn't want the mood to be ruined obviously
Grayness_ 26
Lol. He prolly didn't know and thought that she making those noises were annoying.
addioty 19
Sherlock? Is that you?
Grayness_ 26
Afraid I am, Watson.
RealTalk0 7
You should've just left then and there honestly..
Nyx_fml 23
I think that more than leaving, at that moment she just wanted to come.
tanekdrachonae 19
Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...
Jst4kicks 16
lol at least you were enjoyin it
jesustitts 20
At least he didn't just stop and ruin the moment! What are you complaining for?
jesustitts 20
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Ever heard of sarcasm #18? I have self respect.
jesustitts 20
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It may have been a shitty comment but I was being sarcastic. Not sure why everyone on FML has to be so serious.
Zomg_Okay 27
39 - We're not. It's just that "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, DUH" is most people's go-to defence when the thumbs down start rolling in.
Rodville 28
I have never said that I was just being sarcastic. I accept my thumbs down like a big boy. As for the OP next time just before he comes choke his ass. Let the downwards thumbs begin
hienzburgess 9
just shut up. idiot.
Wizardo 34
Should have tried to tell him you were close as hard as it may have been...
StraightEdge325 11
How romantic.
bhou56 7
It would have been worse if he suddenly shoved his dong in your mouth!
B0nb0N09 12
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That would be rape, so yeah
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Uhm.. No it wouldn't, they were already having consensual sex, why would that suddenly turn it to rape..?
RedPillSucks 33
because you can't say "no" if you've got a dick in your mouth?
arroberts 10
Lol @ #90
angelitared 27
Very sensitive of him!! What a *** bag!
Trisha_aus 15
I reckon fuckclump sounds a little better no?
olpally 33
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Both of you, just made awful comments^^ ugh. *shakes head in disbelief* the op's bf should've stopped and made sure op was okay. My god. FYL op.