Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
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Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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maalicious 0
ydi for not taking a shower all these daya
Just_Me_143 0
Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.
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Comments (107)
allanau 0
lmao
you_fail_at_life 0
Should've just jumped in with him anyway. What guy would pass up a chance for sex?
Eyeliner_fml 0
well.... I've got notheing to say just fyl.
yummy_mummy 0
he must think you smell
yummy_mummy 0
but anyways i agree with 7 it's exactly what you should of done
serbodude 0
on the bright side, I think he's hinting that he thinks ur a dirty girl
wiggz1990 0
LOL
ZoroFresh 0
homeboy could smell the kitty, and said it was time to clean that shit up. We don't like landfill kitty (we off that).
srunano 4
Actually #7 it mentions that she was showering and that he was outside, she waited and waited until he finally knocked on the bathroom door and told her to hurry up because he wanted to shower too.... no hard feelings just wanted to point that out ;)
HeatherXCore 0
If he knocked to say he needed a shower too you should have told him he could go ahead and get in with you.
AlterFukiinRoccz 0
at least hes honest ?! lol idk
Ass_Clapper_130 0
all of aren't figured out by women, we don't always want sex
Angejolie 0
#9-cute chihuahua!
nyrangers1022 6
guys are allowed to turn down sex. actually jus a few hours ago i did. its almost 5am now, my gf woke me up at 2 and i said no. need to sleep for work, workin 50-60 hour weeks is draining
you_fail_at_life 0
It's cool 33 :) And my bad 39, that comment wasn't meant to be like an "all guys want is sex" comment, so don't take offence, I was just wondering ;)
xXLenaXx 0
Right. So when he told you to hurry up and have a shower, it OBVIOUSLY meant he wanted to come do you right away. You know, he was probably stretching or something and you just thought, "OH MY, he's sounding suggestive today. Better go get that shower!". Women like you read into EVERYTHING, and from that, assume a whole lot of stuff that the poor guy never had any intention of doing, then when he doesn't do it, you flip out instead of calmly telling the guy to do what *you* want in the first place and go post it all over FML. Guys aren't mind readers, and stop with the inferring/assuming/expecting. YDI.
silasandseansfml 0
I'm guessin u stink therefore I don't play him for wanting u to take one maybe if u took one everyday he would wanna **** u
bozo92 0
perhapts you smell like ass?
bozo92 0
yeah and they meant that she should have went in when he was in the shower, just wanted to clear things up
Bubbelz 25
52 should be cloned 3 billion times <3
brain_slap 0
NOOOT
BabyDacey 0
awwh no sex for you
nerdsgetmehot 23
#52 I totally agree. If she wanted to make sure her boyfriend joined her in the shower, she could have asked him, "Will you be joining me?"
xXLenaXx 0
Also, wait, you took a shower because you "humoured" him? :| No wonder he had to tell you.
pvthill 0
put ur period blood in his spaghetti that will teach him
ARScratch 0
46 don't apologize.. 39's name is ass clapper lmao
vballerlover07 0
Agreed 52. I never assume anything with anyone. It's also just setting yourself up to be disappointed. Were not living in the movie "What Women Want" where guys can read girls minds.
newnew8 0
some rude boufriend
EllyH 0
How is this a FYL? It seems like you needed a shower and was not even aware of it!!!! YDI. >< poor poor boyfriend who has to point these things out for you.
Shookitup 0
ha sucksss :)
jpest17 5
7 not everyone is a sex maniac, probs had little time too.
17michael17 0
nerdsgetmehot wow your a knock out.
benny2465 0
7 you think were all for sex?femenist bitch
beachchick9498 5
haha nice
katty2229 4
LOL
unilpentium 0
Not 1st!
OmgO_o 0
haha made you feel stupid! (x
maalicious 0
ydi for not taking a shower all these daya
priscilla_28 5
shmelly shmelly shmelly...
time4coffee 3
How long had it been anyway since your last shower- a week, a month? YDI
allanau 0
wooo I got first, #2 were u trying to get first ?
SelfGenocide 0
you're a baddie.
kimbaheartsyou 0
Lolz at your profile pic. Poor Cameron Ling.
Silkie 0
#18- you're a cutie C;
priscilla_28 5
Indeed. Nice headset by the way. ;)
greeneyedgoalie7 0
haha fml creepers
stubby84 0
can you reach outerspace with that headset
staticmoonmanX 0
ugh youz a shmelly gal
FFML_314 12
^^Lol, I like that.
twinny_sc 13
Haha good one
Just_Me_143 0
Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.
usmcbunny 0
Yeah... Showering more often might be advisable :|
twinkiee_fml 0
awwwwh