Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
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Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
CorDa616 22
Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.
redwrath 16
We see he has priorities in order
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Comments (110)
Danyellstar 14
You might want to be more specific next time, if he's that clueless...
Goblin182 27
She might want to get a new boyfriend if he's that clueless.
pepsi_ftw 13
he might have been self conscious and just wanted to get out
RedPillSucks 33
Next time he asks you to screw, hand him a screwdriver and a block of wood. But he did do exactly as you asked. I'm wondering what you were doing in the shower while he was washing up???
caramelie 7
Next time just be blatant. Ask u wanna have sex in the shower? Sometimes guys r literal .
CupOTea666 9
BAHAHAHAHAHHA!
BDA_fml 5
Sound like you pretty much did the same thing.
FlawlessSin 5
Try talking to him, I would assume something to be wrong.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Well did your washing up time go like Natalie Tran's sexy shower? (Would be great if someone gets that reference)
fmlfantom 8
Yea, you should have made the move, im sure he wod have appreciated it
jeff_757 5
I guess you were not concentrating hard enough for him to read your mind. You could tell him what you want, but I guess you think he should be able to telepathically know what you are thinking.