Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Are you kidding me?
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Riverdale is a lie
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Cunning
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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emeraldarcher74 30
Next time he wants something, do a fake-snore.
zinoxity 23
I'm sorry, I laughed way harder at that then I should have. Not because it happened, but because your boyfriend thought you'd actually buy it. I don't know if he has a reason behind it from past experiences or if he's just a jerk, but that honestly sucks, OP. I hope you feel better!
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Nickimariek 20
Some boyfriend... smh
longbeck4 28
Your boyfriend is an ass.
LevelupKid 8
says the girl that doesn't have one
WCARlover 35
Yeah he's a jerk. I know most people are quick to say "dump him" on FMLs but it may be justified this time
Mylehz 13
I completely agree. She's a human, not a pleasure bot that he can use whenever he wants. OP doesn't deserve someone like that, nobody does. :(
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You're assuming this has to do with sex. You might be right but it might be that OP turns into a banshee during her period and her boyfriend doesn't want to be around that.
tounces7 28
I assume you're speaking of PMS. It's PRE-Menstrual syndrome. In other words, the whole banshee thing generally happens before a woman's period, not during.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Firstly, OP's boyfriend might not know that. Secondly some women get cranky on other parts of their cycle. Either way I'm not saying that OP's boyfriend isn't a jerk for the way he decided not to hang out with her. But let's not assume that it's cause he only wants sex.
InfiniteSunshine 32
If you can't, or won't, be around your significant other no matter how they're feeling, then what is the point of being in a relationship with them? Seriously, it doesn't matter if my boyfriend is angry, anxious, sad, or whatever, I will always be there for him, and he does the same for me, always has. All OP said is she wanted to have him there for comfort, does that sound like a raging bitch to you? OP's boyfriend is a jerk. If it was truly about how she acts when on her period. Then maybe he should COMMUNICATE and address that, so she knows how he feels, she can't read his mind. But he didn't do this, he basically avoided even talking to her after the mention of her period, which makes me think it was because he thought he wouldn't get sex. The whole endeavor, even just talking to her, was pointless to him at that point.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
As I already said, I'm not saying he isn't a jerk. Just that it is an assumption that this is about sex. Nevermind, I'm obviously going to downvote hell for daring to challenge the narrative everyone else has already constructed about why this guy is an arsehole.
kirpag 7
I actually agree with you. a) I agree ops boyfriend is a jerk for blowing her off like that and especially on such a ridiculous oh-look-im-6-again kinda way. b) We don't have any information though on the reason he did it, there is a **possibility** of extenuating circumstances. all I'm saying is that you can't decide for certain by only listening to one side of it. We have no clue what bf's version is - it's possible his version makes him a bigger jerk, but I'd rather not decide based on just this.
kutkutkut 8
Dont agree , she s only using him when she needs him. She didnt want to watch a movie at all with him.
emeraldarcher74 30
Next time he wants something, do a fake-snore.
_Desiderata_ 9
Yes, fake-snore the next time he initiates sex
Seabass_Chan 33
Yeah but think about how awkward it would be if he kept going anyways?
GhostFox 34
And in that situation, OP should "wake up" and shove him off. And start hitting and screaming if he still doesn't stop. Failing to stop sex when one partner isn't conscious isn't just "awkward," it'd be rape.
sacrosanct2 23
yeah, fight pettiness with pettiness.
tigerbyrn 13
He deserves worse than that. Next time he asks for sex, oblige at first and get him all excited. Just when he's about to climax, THEN do a fake snore and leave him there. Works even better if you can get him to agree to handcuff his hands beforehand so he can't finish himself off.
zinoxity 23
I'm sorry, I laughed way harder at that then I should have. Not because it happened, but because your boyfriend thought you'd actually buy it. I don't know if he has a reason behind it from past experiences or if he's just a jerk, but that honestly sucks, OP. I hope you feel better!
yuneshinfanboy 14
Trump2k16 no more fake snoring boyfriends
mockeryofreason 12
trump probably is a fake snoring boyfriend
hansmol 11
You shouldn't have mentioned your period until he was at your house
melonmedleys 11
No, her boyfriend should be supporting and help her instead of avoiding her because she's on her period.
GeeThatSucks 9
Hey #8, can you please explain why she should have waited to tell him? Please, if you don't mind, walk me through your process so that I could learn how you reached the ridiculous conclusion?
Mons_fml 27
Calm down agent #47, Im pretty sure it was a joke.
GeeThatSucks 9
You should see this girl's other comments. She isn't funny
worldclassrager 41
Netflix and relax wasn't what he was looking for...
heatherrr17 19
He should wAnna hang even if u can't have sex.. What a douche. The fake snoring thing is really funny though.
RpiesSPIES 27
I doubt that not having sex was the full reason he did what he did.
daisy08 17
What other reason could he possibly have, given the circumstances?
RpiesSPIES 27
It's a bit on how some women's personalities during their period's. Not every person is after sex 100% of the time, you know.
SneakySlayer 15
Whis is this Downvoted ? I mean it's not wrong.
angbelles 5
It's okay OP, next time he wants to do something, tease him really bad and then stop and give him severe blue balls.
swagler88 6
Do this^^^
Lalala579121 28
Not just stop, but do a fake snore.