Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML
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Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
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flockz 20
a high five where her hand was the ****** and his hand was his dick.
fthku 13
$50 per session is my type of girl.
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Comments (147)
Acaprice14 9
This is coming from a guy from Wishanigga Woods, Quitchurbitchin. Stop bitching and wait for sex. If a guy were to post this, many would comment nasty insulting things. Double standards. -_- WOMEN! We love you, but you piss us off.
Meisiekiend 0
Maybe you should realize that this guy is not a jerk like allot of guys and just wants to get in your pants, maybe you need to see that you are being ridiculous and that he could be good for you, and not screw you around? I HATE woman who complain about good guys! Get a grip. if your that horny use a damn vibrator and stop wanting to be a ho'.
sabrinahusic 0
Hmmm I don't think OP is being a hoe. A girl has needs too. :D Looks like this guy might be a virgin lol GO GET HIM!
RyanMacVey 17
its no his hands im dreaming about... ive got other stuff on my mind... have you seen his massive... pen collection OH YEAH !!
poopdayz 6
Just lead him on better =P
saIty 17
Woah, moving a little quick. I didn't get a high five until the 5th date.
Ballzdeepinya 0
Maybe it was his time of the month
tpiper2852 0
he likes taking things slow. there is absolutely nothing wrong in a guy who does that these days.
rhysfucker 24
yeah, there are still slow moving nice guys, but the high-five is not appropriate for a chick that you dig...more for a chick that u dig hanging out with. I moved slow when dating my wife, but first date 'goodnight' was a full contact body hug, not a handshake.
tpiper2852 0
he likes taking things slow. there is absolutely nothing wrong in a guy who does that these days.
rhysfucker 24
wow. say hello to the 'friend zone!'. high fives are for bro's, which apparently you are to mr. special. if things don't get going by the next date, u should move on... good luck, Chiquita.
Metalhead164 1
Well if it makes you feel any better, I bet his hand gets a lot of action..