Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
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flockz 20
a high five where her hand was the ****** and his hand was his dick.
fthku 13
$50 per session is my type of girl.
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Comments (147)
amberlovesorange 0
BFFS FOREVER!(:
heartbrakej 0
if it makes you feel any better... I would give you TWO high fives!
Crncj 0
that is actually nice action for a third date
Crncj 0
if you were expecting sexual action, then you have high expectations for third dates
johnjohnfries 0
don't worry that happened to me too cept that was after the sex.
LandyyJo 0
sucks for youu!
sabrinahusic 0
WTF? is this site full of little innocent virgin Marys wanna be's or what? Screw you, I enjoy sex very much and **** your little innocent act! I don't sleep with every guy actually I've only slept with 2 guys. My bf of 3 years is the second guy. I'm not a **** or a ***** but I do love sex and I say it's perfectly okay to have sex on the 3rd date.
sabrinahusic 0
exactly :) it's just so weird everyone on here kinda seems fake. Where can I find such innocent good people? lol
sabrinahusic 0
Oh and boners I don't date toothless old men ;) lol
MrSassypants 34
77 his pen is what? What is his pen?!!
mormonginger 0
wow ok... I love how women make a big deal about how men are pigs, but by a third date they should be pants free? seriously?
sabrinahusic 0
I never said men are pigs lol but you gotta go after what you want. Girls have needs too. Why should guys have all the fun?! :P
BreakingBen 0
At least he's a fun guy. =)