Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
Today, my parents decided that because my sister never cleans the bathroom, every time she doesn’t, she and I BOTH have to pay $100 a week for a maid. I can’t afford to move out, and with this, I never will. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML
Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML
Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML
Today, I realized I'm so tired of cleaning houses all day to come home to a dirty house that I don't have the energy to clean. I need to hire my own cleaning lady. FML
Today, I suggested to my mom that, as a thank you for me taking care of her 2 dozen animals for weeks, she might get rid of the garbage heaps that have been sitting in inconvenient places for months, and also finally repair the shower in the house I rent from her. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
what a generous offer! I would have offered $5
heyimjennyFML 5
what a bitch! just steal some money from her purse when she isn't looking.
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Comments (147)
drakem 7
Sounds like a great offer to me.
bfrench95 0
why didn't u ask for a bj??
BaconDave 12
Because it's his/her sister-in-law! That would be disgusting!
bfrench95 0
not really I do it all the time. I mean who doesn't do that... are you some kind of freak?
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Troll.
BaconDave 12
No I'm a normal human being with a wife and kids. You?
bfrench95 0
I sit on my lazy fat ass and eat doritos all day so I'm pretty sure I'm more normal then you
BaconDave 12
*than
VinegarStrokes 0
7 do you know what a sister-in-law is? That means it's their brother's wife... Meaning it wouldn't be disgusting receiving sexual favors from her, it'd pretty much only be mean as hell. Lol... And OP, isn't it good enough getting your sister-in-law out of the house? You have to be paid for it, too? I don't care what you had to do, she's ****** gone now and that seems like it'd probably be amazing enough for anybody!
BaconDave 12
A sister-in-law can also be your wife's sister, and if you are married and have a good relationship with her, it would be cheating, weird, and disturbing.
fthislyfe 22
my sister in law would expect me to do all this for free. be happy
gabstahhh 8
Take it or leave it!
applesuckers 0
#41 It's depends on the OP's financial status because he paid to clean the carpet which she messed up. If someone did that then I would cover the full cost. It would suck if someone moved in with me, stained up my house, and didn't pay to fix it. >
JustLetItHappen 2
Well if she had the money to hire professionals then I'm sure she would have. If she's moving out of your house then I assume she's moving in to her own, so be glad you have your house to yourself.
nerdfighteria 7
#41: Someone needs to google "sister-in-law" before they start giving out definitions.
grantyboi 0
You guys are aware bfrench95 is just trying to be a troll, right? I don't understand why you guys are taking him so seriously haha.
BaconDave 12
109 - Google is a man's best friend
ariannaimelda 7
what a generous offer! I would have offered $5
JesusFishTaco 5
5 WHOLE DOLLARS???!!!!! Screw that, I'd just buy 4 bags of skittles.
Tjack_attack 0
generous
LunaNstars 0
i understand your reasons #2. We are in a recession.
enonymous 9
i would have done a high five. more satisfaction that way
BOOSCAREDU 0
wait u guys pay people! WOAH! I just give them a pat on the back
heyimjennyFML 5
what a bitch! just steal some money from her purse when she isn't looking.
friscoed 0
Or just sell the purse all together!
RainbowzSkittlez 6
Or you could sell all the things in her purse AND her purse!! maybe she has a cell phone in her purse, that should do it, lol.
Meloblood 0
Or just dump it in the trashcan.
deadpool91 0
slap a bitch!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
98 - What does OP financially gain if he/she threw out the stolen purse?
Spaghetti7 5
Take a portion of her house instead. Or her children.
mikolyshka 0
or just steal money from her purse when she isn't looking.
JakeLee 6
taking a portion of her children might get messy.
The_Creeper_fml 8
Oh yes. The approximate market value of children are, as follows: newborn-3months: 10,000$ 3 months-1year: 5,000$ 1-5 years: 2,500$ 5-10 years: 1250$ 10-18: you'd be better off selling them as hamburger meat.* *All of these values are approximations and subject to change.
dolphincheddar 10
72. agreed.
BaconDave 12
Your sister-in-law is a BOSS!
ambowew 7
Really?
BaconDave 12
No. You are just imagining my awesome comment.
ambowew 7
Ah good, I thought it was just a trick of the light. Thanks for clarifying.
Hamden824 23
Is a BITCH*
dudeitsdanny 10
Smear baby poop all over her walls. I know a guy who'll do it for a low price.
broomy89 8
will he do it for $14?
rocketeer_97 1
No. He likes the satisfaction of a high five.
droxd923 0
13.98?
rhpsfan9 10
South Park, I just watched that episode a few days ago.
judices 0
tell her to take those 14$ nd shove dem were they fit
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
No
judices 0
what do you mean know your practically being her b'tch take something worth Alot of cash or knock her out
dolphincheddar 10
he meant no. not know. silly pants
bigmanj28 0
These days that's a lot of money
judices 0
how is that Alot of money you can't even get nice clothes with that... this is not the 50's where if you had 15 buccs you where one of the rich kids
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Bucks* Were*
Virginia6810 16
give the kid a break. he's 15. to him, that's a lot of money. it's like 14 hotwheels.
nerdfighteria 7
You seem to be a fan of the Alot Monster . . .
doomshark101 0
shut the **** up. $14 is like working less than 2 hours at minimum wage.
donnymurph 3
In Australia, where this was posted, minimum wage is $17/hour. Our economy is much more inflated than yours. A footlong Sub with 2 cookies and a Coke is $13. $14 is a joke. If she gave me any less than $250, I'd tell her to go jump off a cliff.
eams_fml 9
True that!
juliaannw 11
she's family. get over it you spoiled bitch.
dyble95 0
you've obviously never paid for a professional carpet clean. ignorant bitch.
dudeitsdanny 10
OP doesn't expect to get paid, she just wants her to cover the costs. How is it spoiled to want more than $14 for something that more than likely cost over $100 total?
mccaincracker 6
I bet getting her out of the house was worth the work is she's that much of a bitch though.
judices 0
what does " anti-flood protection mean" and OP?
victor69er 0
original post refering to the person that started the conversation. Anti-flood is for those spammers, limits how many times you can post a comment in a certain time limit.
smurfsarwales 9
don't listen to him. op means otters playing, and anti flood protection means fml is telling you to build your house further from a river, because you are I'm danger of being flooded.