luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Anonymous
I'll be back
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
vidzgrl
Canada
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Girl
United States
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
kissless
United States
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
jccwell
United States
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Hello?
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Anonymous
You tried
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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IndiRae 9
Play with him, problem solved Xbox
NomOnShroomz 14
No, your mother is prone to viruses.
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hegira 18
Refer to him by saying you're going to play with the baby.
m3gtrboy 0
or she coulda been like "I'll also play with the baby... in my tummy!" just to see his reaction :P
uglyyness 0
break his black ops game disk in half...I heard that hurts
ImmortalKratos 0
hurts almost as much as getting kicked in the balls by Bigfoot. I speak from personal experience
flockz 20
now getting kicked in the nuts by bigfoot's foot covered in the shards of the black ops disc.... my nuts will never be the same
uglyyness 0
there, there friend. there, there.
bennetts211 2
Build a bridge, and get the **** over it.
MrSassypants 34
34 who cares about your nuts tell us did the black ops disc make it? Ugh I suck at trolling... or do I?... No I do.
alexg823 0
Black Ops sucks...
urdirtyolduncle 15
Indeed.
flockz 20
MR SASSY PANTS! WHERE IS YOUR TOP HAT THAT I TAKE ***** IN? GO BACK TO YOUR OLD PICTURE IT FIT U BETTER! and yes u suck at trolling. lol
dolphincheddar 10
if you say black ops fast it sounds like black cops trolol. but I hate xbox live becuase listening to the potheads and 9 year olds playing halo becomes obnoxiously overrated. and mrsassypants my grandmother is half troll I can probably assist you with some lessons for a flat fee of 100 neopet points per hour (in dog years)
xmayne 0
MW2
kala_lanier 2
BLACK OPS=CALL OF DUTY=BEST GAMES EEVVEERR!!!
rallets 23
i sense a revolution coming... the birds have left the coup, coming to peck at the remains of their once great civilization... you have been forewarned... the battle starts here, keyboard warriors... good luck...
Radix 3
op was too quick to assume.
daysgoby902 6
you should've seen that coming...YDI
Boygenius50 8
Well obviously his KDR is more important than his sex life. . .
Classic_PWN 1
I'm going to just say hi to all and sorry I had to pointlessly put this here.Now you shall 'Thumbs Down' this comment and talk trash about it :D
Emster689 0
how long have you guys been going out? :P
herrobear 0
Sometimes a man wants some alone time with the baby, geez.
Shadow1368 17
That's why you don't assume stuff.
VinegarStrokes 0
When you assume it makes an ass out of you and me.
uglyyness 0
gosh 142 is soo liek stupid like double you tee eff, im so thumbs downing their ass ! like ugh
taytay6510 6
hey 142 ;) haha yay, you got a reply :)
Darklord53 0
oh haha but I will thumbs it up and say that it is great haha
Emster689 0
wow why did my comment get thumbed down? like seriously people
FunnyGuy5051 7
I know I'm going to get thumb down but has seen a FML like this but with ps3 instead? I thought not
iHazard 2
Like a Boss
cummbubble 0
dont flatter yourself women
LoveKeepsGoing 7
lmaooo
IndiRae 9
Play with him, problem solved Xbox
IndiRae 9
Xbox is awesome*
fashionistaGirll 0
Well maybe they can be both his babies!!
garrettsgirl 0
what is it with guys and Xbox games ?
JesusFishTaco 5
What is it with girls and fancy iPod cases?
dolphincheddar 10
I myself have always wondered why hermaphrodites enjoy long walks on the beach and Justin bieber
sabrinahusic 0
You have to know how to distract him. When I want my bf to spend time with me I play with him. And I don't mean playing xbox with him. :D
dolphincheddar 10
102. but your description says you like cod and black ops? I guess you balance it. however your method is very valid and you are a genius of the feminine species! :)
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
get on xbox somewhere else and own his ass on there, then come back and scream "bitch!" in his face.
sabrinahusic 0
107- yeah, I play too but when I'm feeling frisky I know how to get his attention :D
sabrinahusic 0
111 that's hilarious! haha I could picture that. Her storming in and screaming "Bitch, how'd you like that?!" that'll show him haha
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
haha thats how I pictured it tol
dolphincheddar 10
that would be quite the revenge. I giggled.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
*too
josh5634 0
125 i lmao'd at that!
zinoxity 23
79 - That's like saying: What's with girls and: Shoes Clothes Make up Shopping Manicures Gossip Chocolate Dolls Phones Etc. You guys know I'm right.
taniaaaaa 0
lol trueeeee
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
:)
IrishChic10 0
Play with him or play with him on the Xbox??
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
prob on xbox
grapisy 8
91- of all the girls i know with iPods (nearly every one at my school), only 1 has an ipod case.
thomas357 0
he wines to win. so not the xbox.
UnfOrg1ven 1
haha that's true
iCHEA3RY 0
exactly..I mean I think playing black ops is fun. don't see a problem here..
JesusFishTaco 5
175-It seems that we go to different schools.
WallyTheWombat 0
175 must go to an all guy school considering the new iPhones COME WITH FREE cases. iPhones count as iPods and people would be retarded to spend that much money on a phone and not get a case to help protect it.
iSurf_fml 8
205- WTF my new iPhone didn't come with a case. Those selfish assholes. 79- Why is your head turned at such an unnatural angle?
IndiRae 9
I have an iPhone and no case, and my phone is like new. I think you meant you'd have to be retarded not to be able to keep a phone safe without a case to protect it.
WallyTheWombat 0
I meant the new iPhones like gen 4. there was a problem where if you touched the metal frame, it would ground the phone and make it lose all signal/3G. So to fix it, they gave free cases with the phone.
EnaBoC 5
Dude..where have you been. they only gave out free cases if you got the iPhone 4 within the first 2 months. after that, they fixed the metal frame -_-
WallyTheWombat 0
The AT&T store (not apple) by my house still gives out the cases. So I'm just going by whats around me. Either way, if you buy a 150-300 dollar phone, you should spend the extra 15 bucks to protect it. Most people do.
KingDingALing 9
What the ****? You guys are talking about IPhones and IPhone cases on an FML that's talking about a relationship. I'm pretty sure that the comment section is to make comments about the FML itself. Not to have a goddamn conversation about shit that's off topic. There's a thing called "Private messaging". You should use it.
dvl2035 10
then YOU use it and send all of us PMs with that comment!
iBiteRoses 22
Yeah, except I'd rather have an Xbox
WeAreScrewed 3
lol
KiddNYC1O 22
"Console, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband through hacks and in outages?"
tblax44 0
why do people say nothing but "lol" in a comment? such a waste of a comment
BaconDave 12
OP life sucks
BaconDave 12
Just so you guys wissen, saugt OP Leben ist OP Leben Enten in deutscher Sprache. Seien Sie nicht zu hassen mich dafür.
tblax44 0
fichst du
mitchh06 0
looks like you have a lonely bight ahead, happens to the best of us.
bigbadtim 7
*bight?
rararauhuh 5
Plight?
sabrinahusic 0
flight? out of his house?
sparklytoms 0
i think they meant night not bight, just FYI...
lerouxmaster 7
No, it means sigh
Boygenius50 8
Fight?
toad396 0
xbox roxs suck his **** while he plays he deserve it bitch
DarkHelmet 10
well fix him a sandwich and stay out the way!!
smurfsarwales 9
make me a sammich so I can nom nom
ImmortalKratos 0
and make sure you bring him the sandwich when he's in the lobby not in the middle of the game!
balest22 0
I don't blame him!
xleanne_aLly 23
dude. I LOVE your picture.
jewfro311 0
I think you need a boyfriend who has his priorities straight.
The_Moustache 6
What do you mean? He has his priorities straight!
Xaviour 0
He'll yea he has!!! I am more of a PS3 guy though.
AYLWARD0100 3
hey man, xbox is the shit.
atills 0
HIS PRIORITIES ARE STRAIGHT!!! the xbox was there first, so maybe it's time for this chic to learn HER place :)
k8izgr8_fml 0
maybe op just needs a sense of humor
nerdness 2
ydi for still being with him..
ThorneCrossed 9
how does she deserve that at all? the guy wants to play xbox, there is nothing wrong with that
alexsmokesdro91 0
Well he fooled you didn't he?