Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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perdix 31
Were you thinking date rape?
Fluffgirl 0
Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.
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Comments (178)
caancoha 0
That is so sexy. I see the beginnings of a porno coming together. The climax will be when the muslim woman lowers her hijab and reveals her nose.
dent91 0
and what this have to do with any thing else ...???????? u religious racial
llScarlFacell 0
2, ******* like you always start this kind of shit over the net cuz you're *******. Why would you bring any type of religious/racial type of comment into this. Go **** yourself ho and try not to offend people you pansy.
El_patron 0
haha lol so true
theset3 0
and then an amish person lifts her pants to show her legs
NippsSlipps 10
Bitch I'm a female Muslim and that wasn't funny. How would you like it if I said something about your culture? I won't because I ain't a ****** up little ass clown. Have an awesome day :)
perdix 31
Were you thinking date rape?
Princesscandy 4
Sexy
Conkers 0
Better than a punch.
relyo 0
And mabey by the fifth date he'll come out of the closet.
3838_a 0
HILARIOUS, maybe he is gay !
lmathis1199 0
I once went on 3 dates with a guy at theend of the 3rd date he says I gotta tell you something... I was frusterated to say the least and blurted out "don't tell me you're gay" He said "no, I'm not gay but I'm kinda sorta getting married in 3 days... is that a problem for you?"
ashylarry102 0
says the queer with a snowman on his double chin....
anela_fml 0
oy vey that didn't get you off?! lol awe
daveyb123 0
bahahaha!
flgirlwguitar 2
Either he's asexual, he's not that into you or you need to communicate better.
Saccharide 0
If sex is /that/ important to you in a relationship (I'm assuming that you don't just want to f*ck this guy) then you should really upfront about it. Some people are strong asexual or deeply religious (or gay and trying to fake heterosexuality) - and you could spend a lot of time tryin' to get some and end up not gettin' any.
Saccharide 0
He may also find you hideous and unf*ckable. That's also something to consider.
Mustardnight 3
He is goin on a date dude.
Chopperman_fml 0
Your L is A.
saphfiire 13
are you sure he knows these are dates, and not just friends hanging out with mixed signals?
spoo 24
nope nope, people do this for real: http://learnfrommyfail.com/2010/01/05/fail-stories-princecharming/ sorry to post a link, I just found the connection funny
ipwnallmen 10
hands do a great job dont they??? at least he didnt Blow u off :)