Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML
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Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
a high five where her hand was the ****** and his hand was his dick.
fthku 13
$50 per session is my type of girl.
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Comments (147)
SelenaGomezOffic 0
hahaha that sucks/:
The_Moustache 6
*hides and waits for this one to get hated on for pretending to be Selena Gomez*
PageantGirlXOXO 16
Eyy girl how's Justin Doin?! he come out yet?
smurfsarwales 9
ahahaha win^^
smurfsarwales 9
*meant for 47
vihan 0
Such a bad liar
stormchaser24 24
wow only your 3rd date. wIt a while atleast. jk. FYL
smurfsarwales 9
there are better places to use your hands nom nom
Anchavez2 0
maybe you didnt get any action for a reason
RyanMacVey 17
aye mate... i dont even wanna know where that boys hands have been
enonymous 9
I'm sure this was Borat doing this. in his Country this is 2nd base which later will be followed up by bringing in his sister... she is the number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
geekometer96 0
maybe he finds you so attractive he was stunned...
mismonroe 0
Don't act like you don't dream of those dirty possum hands. I know I do.
GuidoCheese 0
Hmmm, third date and yet this female expects to get some booty. I think calling a hooker would be more suitable in these types of situations.
mea_iloveskiing 26
high five! :D
PageantGirlXOXO 16
this is deff a repeat