Today, I'm a MD who graduated with honors. I can't work right now because I'm preparing myself for the medical residence exam. I want to be a cardiovascular surgeon. My dad is ashamed of me and treats me like shit, because I don't work and I'm 26 years-old, living with my parents while I'm studying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a heart attack. At the hospital, the doctor compared my heart to a stressed out 60 year-old's heart. I'm 17 and I don't even have a job yet. FML
Today, after years of study and hard work, I fulfilled my long time dream of becoming a neurologist. Too bad it took me so long to figure out I absolutely hate working in a hospital. FML
Today, my mom sternly told me that she would no longer make doctor's appointments for me, since I need to do them myself. I've been staring at the phone for thirty minutes, crying from anxiety. I'm 27 and the most pathetic man alive. FML
Today, I had to stop going to university with 2 years left because my parents feel it's not the right course for me. I am 23 years-old, living with my parents, $2 to my name and no job. FML
Today, after my dad was diagnosed with liver cancer, I'd packed my belongings and quit my job to go help my mom take care of him. Now she's had a stroke, so I spend my days/nights taking care of both of them. The thing is, I have 3 siblings that live within 5 miles that can't lift a finger to help. I love my parents. FML
Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML
Today, just 8 months away from graduating medical school, I successfully diagnosed myself with basal cell carcinoma. At least all that studying is paying off. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Make the bastard eat his words by becoming the best cardiovascular surgeon ever.
corleon198425 22
having your MD at twenty six is pretty impressive . keep your head up and keep at it I am proud of you sincerely a former EMT
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Make the bastard eat his words by becoming the best cardiovascular surgeon ever.
corleon198425 22
having your MD at twenty six is pretty impressive . keep your head up and keep at it I am proud of you sincerely a former EMT
Demitrius 12
Always think surgeons/ those who work in the healthcare industry are angels on earth. Immense respect for you.
xxlk4xx 6
keep going! don't worry about your dad, I'm sure he'll take that shit back once you've got your career that you've been working so hard for! you've got this.
tounces7 28
Are you sure he's your real father? It's hard to believe anyone who inherited the genes of someone who is obviously a complete ******* moron could do so well in medical school.
Rsonicgamer_fml 6
Dad's a moron.