Anonymous
Australia
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sihehe
Hide and seek
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Jack W.
United States
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Stupidhuman
Sparta, United States
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Anonymous
That autumn smell
Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
The Lovecats
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Heather Scurfield
Stomach bug?
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
Sympathetic
Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML
wormsmeat
Kingston, Canada
Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
Fat_abott
France
Surprise!
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Top comments
HoboSmeller 6
pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.
txgirl2013 14
Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.
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anjtrg_1112 23
So how do you know he vomited ? Could have been something else haha , but FYL
WCARlover 35
Vomit has a very recognizable smell
KyuuketsukiApple 30
You can't really mistake cat sick; it has quite a... unique odour, rather rancid.
Damn_Hippster 11
Damn bulimic cats! When will they learn?!
deviable 9
Even if you can't see the cat puke, you can usually hear them. Loud pukers they are.
kyarush 10
Bile has a very unpleasant and familiar smell lol
MagicGiraffe 12
The nose knows.
cocobulla1 4
Looks like you have to walk around your house, and when you step in it BINGO! found your vomit!
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's probably in the toilet. Last place you would ever look.
pie29302930 0
Seriously, every comment I've ever read that you've posted, deserves a thumbs down. Smh. GET MORE FUNNY DAMMIT.
txgirl2013 14
Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.
instnt1nfction 17
"Marco..."
tinydanzr 6
Polo!
bibbster18 11
Hint: it's in the fridge
ohSNAPyall 27
FISH OUT OF WATER!!
edithh 0
lol>,
jakebville 9
So you instantly run to FML instead of continuing the search.....
SilverInGray 25
Follow the smell.
rattusrattus 19
Smell is my super-sense! Most people think I'm crazy when I suggest that. It's like hot/cold, really.
ShazzRandom 7
Well you go help op on this investigation...
sugarandspice33 0
Follow your nose, for the fruity taste that shows! Oh wait that's fruit loops....
graham11 14
Cold.. Getting warmer. Warmer.. YES! Jackpot!!
thatsintense 0
You'll find it soon enough. Most likely at the most inconvenient time possible.
idontknowyou123 0
Don't worry. You will find it soon. You are going to want to wash your feet afterwards though.
hackaypreeseh 2
just frebreezr your entire house haha
himoonkey 8
Yeah just frebreezr it
wittygirl 8
Then it just smell like febreeze and puke... I got a friend with 5 cats this happens a lot they just febreeze it like it'll go away and it won't.
IBelongToJeebus 0
61- I know I'll be thumbed down like no other for this comment, but I could not stop laughing at your comment. Just thought I'd show my appreciation (I know I could have just thumbed it up but that didn't seem enough) [I also know that nobody cares if I found it funny]. Ok trolls I'm at your mercy, fire away.
peacelovepink26 0
WHAT? ur comment is so confusing to read..
himoonkey 8
Thanks 98 :D
MrSpanky1193 12
YDI 100% for owning a cat. DOGS RULE
MrSpanky1193 12
What in the world about saying they deserve it for owning a cat, then stating that dogs rule, could possibly be against the rules?!
HoboSmeller 6
pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.
monkeysareyummy 0
I noticed your FML name kinda fit this FML haha. Just yours is hobo.
parkerwashere 6
The shitter?
onlyoncamera 0
Sucks to be you! See thats why you shouldnt have pets! Learn a lesson!
seviluvsu 0
ANIMAL HATER D:
rainydayz133 6
WTF? Pets are fun to have, and it's not OP's fault that his or her poor cat was sick.
KeyboardWarrior 10
WHY DOES THAT LOOK SO MISPELLED?
Anubyte 0
Check under ALL the couches!
Patts_fml 4
Get even...take a dump in its litter box
killak41 9
Sounds like a solid plan!
yumlicious 4
IDK, the plan could be runny.
Lanceeden 12
Possibly a combination of the two. The plan may appear solid at first and then slowly fall apart until it explodes out of shape and you must try plan b.
llZombiell 5
How is that getting even? They'd still have to find and clean the vomit as well as their own shit out of the litter box. Your logic is stupid. OP that sucks. If your cat is vomiting violently then there is something wrong with it and you should get them checked out.
graham11 14
83- it's called a joke... Sometimes you just have to recognize sarcasm and not take things literally!