Moving on

Time to move on

Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML

Hell no!

Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML

Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML

Fate

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

It's not me, it's you

Today, I found out about of my ex, who I was with for 6 years, getting married. Normally I wouldn’t care, except she rejected my marriage proposal just about a year ago, saying she wanted to “be single for a while and wasn’t ready.” I can’t help but think what does the other dude have that I don’t have that made her change her mind? FML

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML