Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Top comments
hereicomment 18
Well, shit happens.
amypr 20
Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.
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Comments (79)
hrpuffstuff69 8
Brown dalmatians bride :D
randomkat820 8
oh hell. good luck op, some meds may help.
Fatfairygoth 11
Congratulations! Hope he takes you for better and worse!
someguyhere 12
I think this one needs a follow up! Did you make it!
itcomesinthrees 10
This happened to me. Luckily I made it through and it wasn't an issue. Go to the washroom right before hand, take Immodium, and maybe get a depends just in case? You might feel embarrassed to wear it but it's better than needing it and not having it. Best of luck and congrats!
momac86 17
That is second only to having your period on your wedding day... Even CRAPpier if you have both
haydenzare 4
Ew?
lil_tomahawk25 17
Reminds me of the movie "Bridesmaids"
shinikageWolf 15
"Do you ________ take-" runs away, farting with every step "I'll be right back!"
Dragonette1089 5
Did you make it?