Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Top comments
hereicomment 18
Well, shit happens.
amypr 20
Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.
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Comments (79)
luvmyfamof4 4
the movie bridesmaids comes to mind. take some imodium and good luck.
WillN210 7
I don't think diapers can be seen through wedding dresses
skyttlz 32
But they can be smelled
kayneriah 3
Lmfao bridesmaids, " oh no I'm ******** in the street". Haha or the sink, "Don't look at me"! Hope all goes well!
KaterinaPatrova 10
it's all nerves!
SexyMexi21 23
part 1 : congratulations! part 2 : sucks... eat a lot of fiber such as oatmeal and it should block you up hope it goes better!
Bzu123 8
pepto is life
anurakhond 11
im pretty sure there is over the counter medicine for this
captainsmegma 12
You need a fleet enema. Flush that hole out good before the wedding. Problem solved! !
Fiori4 20
Oh please! OP, please let us know how it turned out! Hopefully it was all well though!
Fuzy2K 7
"Here comes the bride... Wait, never mind..."