Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Top comments
hereicomment 18
Well, shit happens.
amypr 20
Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.
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Comments (79)
False_Stupidity 42
Did you happen to have some of those Haribo sugarless bears beforehand OP? If so, may God have pity on your bowels.
Jyzlow 8
Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded, DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!? Lol your life sucks
AlwaysWatching 27
Follow up
simplysarcastics 26
Lol favorite line in bridesmaids, but remember when the bride couldn't make it to bathroom and just sat down in middle of street and shat in her wedding dress? I'm worried something similar will happen to op but in the aisle! Op- I hope it went well and your bowels did not betray you.
Miss_Scarlet 9
Just put a tampon or a butt plug in.
killerdana 19
Really? Come on
vikky538 29
thats the shittiest situation..sorry OP..hope you did not get embarrassed during the wedding
adam_tajyar 10
Tell someone to bring you some immodium
DrStevenAwesome 7
Imodium is a miracle drug when it comes to that. Sorry this comment probably came too late though.
Animated_Lunch 11
I just hope you don't leave to use the bathroom at the altar
worldclassrager 41
Just nervous let's go with that