killmepls
Saint Lucia, Australia
Today, I found out that I get incredibly, disgustingly ill if I eat anything before or during a flight. I discovered this 4 hours into a 23-hour flight to Greece. Only 19 hours of nausea to go. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
It seems more like you're getting nauseous from sitting next to strangers for such long periods of time. You could be allergic to other people. Consult your Introvert handbook for details.
pjsr 33
Greece does that to me too
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pjsr 33
Greece does that to me too
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, you’ll be nice and empty when you get to Greece and can stuff yourself with dolmades, spanakopita, gyros, moussaka and baklava. You’re ok talking about food, right?
RichardPencil 32
I don’t really give a shit about all that, but if this guy can hook me up with some free Greek food, I’m all ears!
Lobby_Bee 18
It seems more like you're getting nauseous from sitting next to strangers for such long periods of time. You could be allergic to other people. Consult your Introvert handbook for details.
Mustlovefrogs 5
There are no 23-hour flights anywhere in the world...?
mitolit 12
There are no commercial flights, but if OP chartered a plane or if, for sake of the fml, they left out the part about their flight having a small layover, then it all makes sense.
skippydoda 32
Or it's 23 hours flying time in total. OP probably doesn't want to risk eating during a layover.
egnur_mas 19
IIRC the flight I took from Brisbane, Australia to LA was pretty damn close to that figure.
gring40 10
Sounds like motion sickness; try Bonnie.
mt21mt 15
You sound like the type of person who tries a new food, then gets a stomach ache later from something completely unrelated, but then proudly tells strangers, for the rest of your life, "but I am allergic to that!"
davecross 11
I assume this is your first flight. You are out here of luck for this flight but I would stop at a pharmacy or call your dr to see if something can be prescribed
mbrider 5
you'll be fine, when I was 7 I went on a 16 hour flight to Peru and got really sick midflight. don't let the nausea intimidate you, if it controls you then you will even get more sick.
tonyfan00 38
Looks like United Airlines is trying out new techniques...
tonyfan00 38
I'm not a doctor, but food-poisioning could be a possible culprit here...