Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
Kenjikai 5
Owwww that hurt me and I'm just reading this!
tylerass 7
stick it in the back door. she'll feel it the ..
Princesscarrot 0
Omgosh, this has happened to me so many times xDDD
blackwidowtaco 31
That's definitely not something to be proud of.
mcrfan45 10
Maybe she's had to many guys run through her and its not as tight as it used to be. I am a virgin but I heard doggy style is actually supposed to make it feel bigger for the girl. So I highly doubt it was you.
RDMonroe0 4
If it makes you feel better, I can't even feel my piece when I'm in there, no pressure, no friction, nothing.
Gamecast20 5
Word of advice doggie style isnt the best its harder to feel anything do missionary instead they can feel a lot more that way js
mjayybb 8
you're doing.it wrong.
JamesRay 3
Dont feel insulted this can happen when you are going too fast doesnt mean you are small just slow it down so she can feel every movement.
MissBehavin77 18
Sounds like she's the problem... I can't imagine how loose her vag has to be to not feel anything. Tell her she needs to tighten that shit up
sartrow 8
stick it in her butt, maybe she will feel that :)