Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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Comments (185)
tsent8 15
Relax he was just trying to ice it
isamisis 9
The most popular guy on the beach is the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee & a dozen donuts. The most popular girl is the one who can get to the last donut.
SkoomaKi 28
"Like warm apple pie..."
crazydudefrom90s 10
I doubt you'll ever be able to eat a donut
writergirl23 19
Neither, I'll bet, will your poor brother!
Mauskau 36
Perhaps he just couldn't find a pie.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
What's something a cop never wants to see?
onlychildFTW 34
It doesn't seen like it'd be a fun thing to suck your own penis. Seems like an odd thing to do.
wannabemom 5
Anyone else kind of want to see 70's friend do it himself?
MakeTodayADTR 20
Only in America...