Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML
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Top comments
Supersonic54 18
Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?
Odiz747 23
*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty
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Comments (111)
JHPugh 19
Sorry, always sucks to walk in on relatives 'relieving' themselves. FYL
michaelaranda 28
OP probably should have knocked though assuming she was in her room or a bathroom. If it was just out in the living room... You should probably tell her why that isnt okay.
Odiz747 23
*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty
Supersonic54 18
Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?
Pandapete4857 11
It says I walked in on her not that she was in her room. She could have been in the living room.
SashaTaras 26
At least it wasn't your phone
BMBBball31 15
Knock next time but that is just... Eww
mermaidkeels 26
I guess my biggest concern is that the same device she used on her ******, she also uses close to her face when she makes a phone call.
dannnngthatsux 19
Maybe it wasn't directly on it...
interesting33 37
And it possibly wasn't clean when she put it in her ******. If it had been dropped on the floor etc. or even from hands, it could have collected many germs.
DoomSkuller 28
The worst part is, the best way to 'clean' the phone is to wipe it with a mildly damp, non-scratchy fabric, which mostly just smears the germs around
Auromo 14
if she gas a galaxy 5-6 she can just wash it off no big deal.
grogers311 20
The average cell phone has more germs & bacteria than a toilet seat
adrian1203 12
well said
mohamed_H 21
Yup i'll go get brain bleach
lemonadestand 7
I hear you can buy those in bulk now
Sqaud00 17
I'd recommend some bleach, holy water, or jumping of a building. Combine them for the best results
Verina 10
Yes, I too would recommend the jumping of a building, in this situation I think ot would really help
Earths_Venus 25
I don't normally advocate buying sex toys for minors but in this case you might want to consider buying her a vibrator. It's going to be hella awkward but using her phone is disgusting.
CluelessKitKat 18
We don't know if she was a minor, but I agree. Also, explain why using her phone is not only disgusting but dangerous. And if you get her a toy, get her the proper cleaning stuff to go along with it.
okaydisarray 17
I think buying her a vibrator would be "hella awkward" as well...
suosi 21
How bout help her find a boyfriend...
ThrottleJockey 36
My wife works with foster kids and it is not uncommon for them to buy their clients "toys" to satiate their urges without risking getting pregnant.
Pstraka6 20
You should also be concerned that she's using her phone for that. Be the bigger person and tell her that's not the right thing object to use and you seeing that doesn't change how you view her
cari_cat 19
This is actually great advice and the most mature way to help her out
hisfaceallred 19
this should be the top comment tbh