Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, and every other day this week, I brought carrots and celery into work to eat as a snack instead of chocolate. I got back from lunch to find a note on my desk saying, "Do you really think it's OK to eat carrots and celery that loudly every day?" Guess I won't try to be healthy. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
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Top comments
svalaedgren 18
So you actually thought it was a good idea before?
slooby_fml 25
How would this possibly not be your fault?
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Comments (87)
svalaedgren 18
So you actually thought it was a good idea before?
xoamy906 25
Are you really expecting sympathy?
Damian95 16
Come on now. Maybe he just wanted some snacks?
shibeep 12
Priorities are in line ha
glenzhao2 16
She's not the studious type
HKCgrimmjow 15
OP you sound like you need more vegetables anyways
sulitak 27
apparently 10k people agreed with OP.... I agree with "you actually expect sympathy?"
angeluv_2014 22
Your pic matched perfectly with your comment! Things like this make my day...
cuppycakeslove 20
But...why would you get drunk before your final?
alexlam24 3
Partay
perdix 31
#2, because he studied drunk. There's a phenomenon called State-Dependent Learning which means that the state in which you learn something has to be the same state during the test. I used to know guys in college who did this. When they were sober, they didn't know shit. Maybe they could do it in school, but I don't think it flew in real workplaces.
wrestlingtrojan 4
Its college
EggStirMenAte 2
haha I took ap psychology this year in high school and learned about many phenomena, including that one. Our teacher said ap psych will ruin our lives and she was not wrong...
upallnight11 19
Because... YOLO
angeluv_2014 22
YOLO is why he SHOULD NOT have. If you only live once, make somethig of yourself. Be remembered! Be different! Don't just be another dumb **** that no one gives a shit whether you live or die.
slooby_fml 25
How would this possibly not be your fault?
Edd243 4
So how'd u do?
SWC_Penguin 17
Poorly. Turns out this was the FOUR baby carrots test.
Pordexel 5
Also, she needed a fork for extra credit.
CammyGal 26
Why would you ever think that would be a good idea?
tintaroja 14
You might try getting high, is better that wasted!
MzZombicidal 36
"I was gonna go to class before I got high. I could have cheated and I could have passed, but then I got high. Now, I'm taking it next semester and I know why: because I got high, because I got high, because I got high."
tintaroja 14
That wasnt my experience and i still use it to complete my workload and helps with my fibromyalgya. Getting high might get you slower but in the verbal area you become more fluent and creative. Everyone is so prude here. It's has been tested that marijuana doesnt impair your skills like alcohol does!
MzZombicidal 36
That's funny, because you're typing like you may be a bit impaired. For the record, I'm no where near being a prude when it comes to marijuana or alcohol and I still wouldn't be under the influence of either when it came to academics.
ImAFaker 29
You could hang out with Mac and Devin at the high school
tintaroja 14
Whatever...
KushQuEEn420 0
Agreed. I did so much better in school when I smoked. It helps me focus.
practicallyjesus 7
Well you certainly wasted that opportunity.
SoulAmeliorate 16
I guess OP just didn't get the point.
firechicky 12
Your drunken munchies are far too healthy.
Redoxx_fml 22
What's up doc?
Bakarra 22
Try to get a trade before the test starts, I'm sure at least one student in there is starving, half the girls I know don't eat breakfast before class anyways!