Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry
Alikia96 20
Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.
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Alikia96 20
Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.
Mean_Girl 5
I see what you did there, lol
shemademedoit 20
too bad the brother didn't :')
BodyCountEndless 20
This will remain stiffly planted in OP's memory
ThatduckingSucks 11
I see what you did there.
sharkgirl4 23
I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry
Mean_Girl 5
OMFG o/
Magnic 6
Actually it's better if they where his sister's and not his mother's or OH GOD his father's. I'm into shit like siblings incest so i presume i'm one to talk, right?
MnM0609 22
That... Is one reason why we knock before entering! >.
flufee2 27
please tell me they weren't yours...
flufee2 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
NOOOO I DIDNT WANNA POST THAT I KNOW OTHER PPL SAID IT SOZZZZ
FitFriday 32
I'm impressed, you got >90 thumbs up and thumbs down in one comment thread
Hildy93 21
That is just something you can never un-see
tranced_ 45
what has been seen cannot be unseen!
Musicstruck17 24
Since reading horrible fmls in the past I was so glad that didn't end with, "...and it was my panties."
LOLouis_fml 24
Totally agree. And they were my panties* would be better though /:
IvyOswin 17
Time to get the brain bleach! Sorry OP.
Mermaidhead 13
I didn't know people actually jerked off that way. Totally assumed that was something the movies made up lol
daken96 21
DUDE me too, until I found out my ex did that with my underwear. Creeped me out so bad.
MisterEx 28
It WAS something the movies made out for the cheep to follow and now it's more common than it should be sorry I am not very good with punctuation
HoboMeth 36
If they were your panties, you should probably keep better track of them
bluefairy_fml 24
Wow, somehow you still manage to blame OP. Wow.
cheeeksss 29
Dude 14, wtf is wrong with you? The misplacement of the panty is definitely NOT the issue here.
theTravinator 21
What do you suggest OP do? Never leave her room? Get a guard dog to guard her panties? Set up a bear trap that snaps off the foot of someone stealing stuff from her dresser? How could you possibly come to the conclusion that it would be OPs fault, I'm genuinely curious
wfacsc 13
Pretty much what I pictured except for me it was a fireproof safe.