Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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Comments (185)
SaintPeasy 3
Knock next time
irritatedone 5
Did you eat it? I would have.
fightingkittens 39
98--sad part is, he's demonstrated with his pants on. His neck bends at just the right angle. One day a bunch of us were trying to see if we had any strange natural talents, and he suddenly realized he could do it. Showed us, then apparently went home and tried the real thing, but apparently dicks don't taste very good and since he's not gay, he saw no reason to desensitize himself.
88vivera 9
Why do people do such things?
unusedusername 4
Well then, that should be really small.
skatecboy45 8
Oh no, why did this have to be where I live?
buckdharma 38
does he practice safe sex?otherwise i see a bunch of unwanted little munchkins in his near future.time to make the donuts.
slim265 5
No American pie is apple everyone knows that except you obviously
Clayball 14
What kind of donut was it?
Angelastic_fml 18
Maybe he was just a few years late for the Spamusement reenactment contest, re-enacting the "my penis hurts after a big session" comic.