Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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Comments (185)
buckdharma 38
he should beware of a bad yeast infection.
buckdharma 38
there a dozen more just like her
crimsonprodigy 15
It's all right, I got nosebleeds so i have up lol.
fightingkittens 39
168--yes, yes you did. My friend is physically capable of sucking his own dick, but apparently dicks don't taste that good, and since he's not gay, he doesn't see why he should get used to it.
squidgaamic 0
Are you a tranny?
jalapeno64 10
Just be glad he didn't do that to the pie
DuckieBeanz14 0
Ha to 176 that made me think of American Pie
Oliver_Bento 3
The Power Of Knocking
OmegaSix 3
LOL! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Sucks you had to see that. Next time have mom make pancakes instead...
intimate_pretzel 6
But the question is, did he eat the donut?