Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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Comments (185)
NicoleAshley10 0
He just wanted to see how it feels to stick his erect penis in a hole
HiIAmKevin 8
46- American pie is cherry pie...
SeleneB 1
Imagine, in the future when you or him eat a donut in the other's presence...
XRaYKaT 3
Why didn't you grab another donut and start playing ring toss?
firefly319 7
So wait. "Walked-in" does not indicate where he was... "Knock" recommendations are valid unless he was in the kitchen... or any other family space...
snafu63 0
Of course you won't be able to unsee it, what a ridiculous statement
Calingaladha 21
Next time donut watch your brother **** a donut.
sickandsexified 7
Strangely, this makes me crave donuts.
Betterthink4 6
Have you ever considered knocking?
bigjcox6 2
Talk about a creme filled donut!