Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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Comments (185)
SeleneB 1
Today, I had a sudden impulse to stick my penis in a donut. My brother walked in as I was doing so. FML.
JQF0610 2
That's how I learned to knock.
Gmeems 3
Knock first!!!!!!
fightingkittens 39
Funny thing is, most guys who can suck their own penises don't even like it. My friend can and he says it's disgusting.
Ottokiller 3
American Donut....
dreamweeper370 10
So awkward. Just walk away and pretend it was something else. Donuts are sacred and to only to be consumed.
AFEmoWifey 0
After this, I feel the need to advise OP's brother to go to Krispy Kreme. Maybe get a new sex toy when the hot and fresh light is on?
Tdrizzzzzly 19
70- TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
Twisted_Angel 17
Oh my... think about that next time you bite into a custard filled donut. I'm not sure who I feel sorry for the most... you, the donut, or your brother having a penis small enough to fit in the hole of a donut full erect... last donut I had, the hole wasn't that big...
kaligirl69 4
I was thinking that and surprise no one said anything!
tigersfan28 2
Shots alots of shots