Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
W.T.F.
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
This is fine
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
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Fx13mz 7
I bet he wore them better than you.
maidofawesome 0
He probably secretly wears them all the time
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Fx13mz 7
I bet he wore them better than you.
EverybodyHatesCh 0
ooooo in her face!!! like jizzy **** ****!!
zendaddy0 0
that's my fetish........... luljklololol
LunaNstars 0
what's next? you hide his secret and let him borrow your closet for his midnight appearances at a gay bar. i'm no fortune teller, but I can see your future now...
rhiseph 0
I think that's more of a fml on his part. lmao
flickyourbic1223 7
49 If you want your comment near the top then actually post something replying to 1's comment. Does that bother anyone else?
LunaNstars 0
i'm assuming you say this because your comment is also in reply to number 1? yeah you're the one using this correctly.
Fx13mz 7
#1 agrees with #62. Don't be trying to get attention by commenting on a high post -.-
36591951 9
62 I see you haven't even bothered to take your own advice. Does that bother you?
CryMoreFMLs 15
WTF is wrong with you #16?!?! All your comments are either retarded or just plain wierd! Stop snorting every shroom you find!!!
Shafreeka 8
Can you snort a shroom? I thought you ate them, but, I could definitely be wrong. Especially since this is not my area of expertise.
adrianblackett 0
I would tink eatin was your area of expertise
bigblue95 0
...at least it wasnt someone elses
livin_plur 0
if u snort shrooms the spores will accumulate in your nasal cavity and you'll have to have surgery to remove them, I don't advise you do it, but by all means eat them :)
rosary143 1
Winsest
MizzErikaHart 8
tell all his friends what you saw
EverybodyHatesCh 0
no she should tell her friends. then he can get laid.
Zalandia 0
no, that's a dick move. if this is how he wants to express himself, let him. people these days are assholes. like seriously, it's honestly not that big of a deal. 50 years ago, if you saw a girl wearing jeans, they would be weird. people just need to let people live with their lives. it's not hurting anybody else any.
juwood 7
I agree fully with you Zalandia. However, the fact that said panties were his sisters makes it just a tad weird.
afdude87 6
37, really? so in 40 years do you think guys will be wearing panties? sure, expression of self is great, people need boundaries though. buy your own damn panties if that's how you wanna express yourself.
DrJesse 10
19,how would telling her friends get him laid? idk about where you're from but around here,crossdressing in your sisters clothes doesnt seem like it would work.
prettyinpink03 11
No, it doesn't make it a little weird, it is completely weird. I'm thinking family dinners are gonna be a LOT on the awkward side for awhile.
Igor_g5 0
Amen 37. WTF your life is f'd cuz your brother likes to wear panties and yours were convenient? Keep it to yourself. Maybe give him a pair so he can have his own. What goes around comes around.
OhHeySlogan 4
Shit's ******. I say blackmail him.
hossjosh 1
37= hardcore liberal
pschuler 0
he's a fag lol
YacL 15
Were they at least clean?
CryMoreFMLs 15
No, they had some skids in there.
sylphy 0
and period stains no doubt
indistructo 3
maybe he has a thing for u
EverybodyHatesCh 0
or maybe he has a thing for you! DUN DUN DUN DUUUN!!
docscientist 10
Maybe...maybe he has a thing for...wait for it... ....me!
emodude44 0
Who are you?
imOaks 3
... Too far
kingtz 6
Only if he wore them on his head...
xxLifexx 0
lol tht picture of the cat on ur thing made the whole dun dun dun dun thing work!! haha
Rachel_D_001 4
haha.
wowzersselainee 0
WTF is wrong with your head??? he's her brother u idiot
TylersBoo 0
well incest is best.. ;)
jackhornung 6
WTF
_cameronkc_ 17
I incest you don't say that
bloobelly 0
awkward...
EverybodyHatesCh 0
awkwarder...
J0gby 0
no, no "cawkward"
Suchagoonnn 4
not at all
skidoo800HO 2
Knock first! So many problems could be prevented if people just knocked.
maidofawesome 0
He probably secretly wears them all the time
M0rt 0
Well sharing is caring.
haileemarie7 6
Could be worse...you could have crabs. that would get roumors started.
DrJesse 10
^this is true.
geeksaresexy 18
except you can get crabs from bath towels and toilet seat etc so..
haileemarie7 6
why would you reuse someone else's bath towel...?
ladiesman219 4
HA!!!, u should video record him next time
hook_em 0
maybe he is preparing for a sex change and he is wanting to get a head start on things by testing the new gear
fireflames113 6
they could both be boys ya know.
lulututu 4
I've never heard a guy refer to his underwear as panties.
hook_em 0
I would have to agree with 29 nice try 18
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
well if they are both boys (brothers) they could be secretly gay with each other and call them panties.
rickolette 0
but if they were both boys, this fml wouldn't exist cuz that wouldn't be terribly weird. sure it would be weird, not enough to create an fml about it. plus, this fml just makes more sense if we all assume op is a girl.
UhOhFMLOopsYDI 7
I agree ^...However you know what they say when one assumes, right? ;-)
Heek_fml 3
18 Are you saying that OP wears woman underwear?
tchapps 2
Obviously op wears woman underwear. The article in question was panties.
medotcom 0
what?!
huntermc7 0
So that's where they were disappearing to.