Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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Comments (185)
amandamurray 2
How small is his penis that it fits through a donut hole while erect? Just sayin...
aj94w 4
"America Beats It on Dunkin'."
aaghmylife 9
I bet that was WAY more embarrassing for him than it was for you. Suck it up, OP.
hollowplayer 3
Suck him dry
Lunantic 6
Who did he think he was, Sean Patrick Flanery?
ruthlessmofo 0
YDI for not knocking. Men do pretty crazy stuff when they're horny.
KooLDooD121 0
He prefers them "cream" filled ;)
alwayswinning123 7
Hes creating a new flavored donut
AlexRen 21
Wait what? Did I read that right 70?
buckdharma 38
yeah automatically blame the guy but what about that cheap little pastry.all painted up and falling out of her wrapper.willing to take it in the front or rear.