Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (185)
arcslogger 2
Did you help him out?
sarahannewrap 7
That poor donut ):
MuseFanatic 8
I don't see why people don't lock their doors if they're going to do something like that.. I mean, my family's pretty close, but not that close..
gracehi 33
Did you know that Stephanie Meyer is a huge Muse fan? She wrote the "Twilight" series while listening to their music. And yes, she also said that they were aptly named. Just thought I'd ruin your day. ;p K, bye! :)
dainiusuae 2
why dont they knock???
jackal181 7
Cream Pie
Colonel_Lexi 18
I don't think that was what Ciara had in mind when she sang "My Goodies". O_o
Warden1986 16
Is his name Homer? By an chance.
tne201992 12
If you're referring to Homer Simpsons. Of all my years of watching the Simpsons, I've seen Homer eat a donut, not bang a donut.
JuliannVo 11
o-o wrong timing..
hatelyn 3
At least it wasn't a pie? No? Okay..
Rynow 7
every hole Is a goal
wubbazugg 5
My ex girlfriend once walked in on her nephew(two years older than herself), sitting naked on the recliner in her living room, playing ring toss with donuts.