Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ShotaSammy 17
Well yeah, ever heard of the prostate? Guys are more likely to enjoy it up the ass than girls. (Side note: guys are also better at ******** because their spit is naturally thicker which helps them deep throat easier)
SiraSiemens 21
i said what what
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (46)
Brandon9812 2
Men usually have naturally bigger muscles, bigger bones, and bigger appendages. So maybe they have bigger assholes?
ayyylmaoo 6
*witty comment*
MixMasterKat 2
Well... not everyone can!
cynthia0405 1
What's your point? Some guys enjoy anal play and can be straight as hell. This isn't so much an FML as you wanting to talk crap on your boyfriend.
bigjoe980 1
<p>Wait...What? Why is that even a problem...?</p>
randybryant799 21
I'm not understanding why this is a problem.