Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
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Top comments
Nhayaa 21
Well, you can tell him to take a look at your relationship and shove it up his ass.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like you’re involved with a bunch of assholes.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like you’re involved with a bunch of assholes.
Nhayaa 21
Well, you can tell him to take a look at your relationship and shove it up his ass.
TeacherTeem 21
Hmmmmmm could be your boyfriend has a boyfriend. But I guess that would still count as FYL
OneWhoKnows 5
That’s exactly what I was thinking
fayevalentine427 3
at least,you know you should get away from him
BurnInDemonFire 39
They're clearly made for each other.
Trinity Fenwick 7
hope you don't have much time left on your lease cuz you need to kick his ASS to the curb.
xxemetahxx 14
I submitted this probably close to a year ago and that relationship has been done and over with. It’s nice to be able to look back and laugh with all these comments 😂
Nhayaa 21
Yeah, looks like FML has its own timeline, different from the rest of the world...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Alan needs help.