Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was at a party, and a cute girl in a skirt sat on my lap. We were flirting and I unfortunately got hard. She then stood up and yelled, "Are you getting hard? EW!" FML
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
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RememberSchlitz 9
You're doing it right. She's doing it wrong.
Calingaladha 21
That seems contradictory...
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Comments (53)
Calingaladha 21
That seems contradictory...
Rabite 28
It actually doesn't. You can cuddle with people without having any sexual intention.
Sammeydw 22
Yes, you can cuddle without expecting anything sexual. But I think the point was that normally people cuddle to get a relaxed + good feeling . sexual or not.
Calingaladha 21
Well yeah, I mean it is usually a good feeling when you're next to someone who turns you on. Maybe she's not ready for sex, though.
Soparot 29
Also possible she is trying to wait until she is married, which isn't too uncommon, and she just doesn't want the temptation.
RememberSchlitz 9
You're doing it right. She's doing it wrong.
Joseph24689 14
Had to read it twice but now it makes sense
Rabite 28
I don't see the problem here. She likes you but not in a sexual way. Sucks for you but so what? Be happy about her honesty.
Calingaladha 21
She was turned on, though...so some part of her was sexually attracted. Maybe she's young and not really at that stage yet.
Demon_of_Light 27
Or maybe she's religious and doesn't want to feel tempted?
almost_there44 26
My only guess is that she doesn't want cuddling to lead to something else. She's probably saving herself for marriage or trying to not have sex until she's in a serious relationship. Maybe I'm reading too much into it; but, why else would she want to stop? Another boyfriend?
Lt_Senpai 21
I don't see nothing wrong with it. This makes you boyfriend material for sure.
AverageAvarice 23
Double negative, you shouldn't never.
Lt_Senpai 21
I see it now lol
nanner6206 24
28, yes! My English teach always said "Don't use no double negatives!".
Soparot 29
Doesn't seem like a very good English teacher if she is telling you to use double negatives...
cavallo31 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Next time do it without her knowing ;)
Goblin182 27
without the help of drugs, how would that work?
shiba10 26
Umm... I don't think that's how this kinda situation works... You know, because normally it's consensual and all, yeah...
nanner6206 24
How do you suppose it's possible to cuddle someone and them not know your body is invading their personal space?
DeadxManxWalking 27
don't feel bad. she just doesn't understand her body. should give her the talk.
Eliiara 11
Ew
Badkarma4u 17
Translation: I'm really attracted to you but i want to pretend to fight it, so that i don't look easy. This is the precursor to, "You know, I've never done anything like this before, but there is something special about you..." You're in dude. Just play along.
Demon_of_Light 27
Contrary to popular belief, most women do not speak in some sort of secret code.
bkbraley 5
I'm pretty sure reading this has made me dumber
noellebelle626 19
Lol. Seems like she doesn't get the just of it
nanner6206 24
gist?
trucker2 33
Maybe she wants to hang onto the V card a bit longer... Your to tempting...