Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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Top comments
ShotaSammy 17
Well yeah, ever heard of the prostate? Guys are more likely to enjoy it up the ass than girls. (Side note: guys are also better at ******** because their spit is naturally thicker which helps them deep throat easier)
SiraSiemens 21
i said what what
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Comments (46)
vikky538 29
The real question is what tool has been used to discover this!
sillysadness 13
A strap on or a *****
SmittyJA24 26
OP: you say this like it's a bad thing. Jealous?
Mynxie 26
I dated a guy who liked it. I didn't think he was gay. I knew that the prostate is where men get the most pleasure. Just enjoy that he trusted you enough to do it with him. But don't think all men want to do it. Some just don't want to do it.
honestjane 22
Same with women. It's not everyone's cup of tea. What feels great for one person is the biggest turn off in the world for someone else. People need to respect their partner's wishes.
marcranger 29
Why are you complaining? 'Tis better to give than to receive!
candyndanny 10
yup the prostate is what feels great to them being stimulated and the whole mans spit is thicker so they can deep throat I didn't know that...some women can deep throat good tho too
rdnkchevy 9
Gross
ApparentlyNotEno 28
I don't think this is an FYL at all. You found something that improves your sex life and you're whinging about it? That he would even allow it to happen is proof that he trusts you loads. I say this is a win for everyone involved.
Thasnoxi 8
Hah. Loads.... I'll let myself out.
interesting33 37
So you experimented and he liked it? Would you have rather he'd hated it? (In which case, why try it). Why does it matter that he likes receiving anal more than you?
Fairyjoshy 13
And this is an "FML"... how exactly? Your boyfriend likes it up the butt. And that's a problem for you? or him? If he likes it up the butt and you don't, then it seems like you're discovering what is and isn't a limit. That's a good thing.
CCRider 17
I want to know why this was moderated.
IJustDontKnoww 3
?lol