Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML
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Doortje 30
Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?
gotbiscuits 0
If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.
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Comments (153)
Doortje 30
Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?
alizzette_nabash 6
it's actually not new. they did that on jackass 2.5 :/
HaystackMunch 2
Either way it made me laugh my ass off
klmay34 0
Omg!! this was on Jackass 2.5!! that shit is funny
teddybobo 2
you and your boyfriend must be 12 years old
Jgotty007 0
agreed so really wat happened
aubreyh12 0
Hilarious!!
ifinsane 6
Tell him to watch jackass 2
insanesna1l 0
I'm hoping, for the sake of humanity, that you told him to bugger off
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Your pic... to soon. :(
steroid2310 0
if he wanted to know he should go watch jackass 2
nonameheroes 0
thats called ass antuiqing...next time just fart in his face...he'll either like it or think twice next time he wants to try something new
noncomposmentis 6
Did he record it and put it on YouTube?
liveaboveit 1
million hits easy
Gravitex 0
banned easy u mean
Ashley121645 0
i would of started laughing at the suggestion haha. I can't believe someone asked this.
bayonet 0
Haha That's ****** up
gotbiscuits 0
If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.
braunwynn 5
guess thats a new take on mud pie...
j300zx 0
Did it go poof? Hahaha
mattfim 0
haha 9 pure gold
fuzz97 23
DID IT GO POOF? IT DID? AHAHAHAHA lol, Jackass
Shorty_Shaza 5
Just watch the episode of Jackass where one guy did the exact same thing lol it saves you the embarassment!
smoker316 2
Farts are flammable!
poiuytjfffc 0
WTF does that have anything to do with anything
Miii_fml 0
smoker.. flames.. common connect the dots!!! lmfao
smoker316 2
nothing butt it is as funny as the topic it self
Prolusive 5
lol was a pun intende when you said "butt" in stead of "but" because it made me laugh. Haha!
Nuclear_Ninja 6
lol