Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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Top comments
ShotaSammy 17
Well yeah, ever heard of the prostate? Guys are more likely to enjoy it up the ass than girls. (Side note: guys are also better at ******** because their spit is naturally thicker which helps them deep throat easier)
SiraSiemens 21
i said what what
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Comments (46)
DanielleinDC 34
Hey, you successfully found something to spice up your sex life! Okay, so he likes it better than you. So what? Get yourselves down to the nearest sex shop (or go online) and get some toys. The nice thing is he can have something in his butt while you have PIV intercourse.
kavank 9
Sounds fun.
GreatAmerican 7
I can't respond with "your life sucks" because I don't see a problem with it. "YDI" not because you did something wrong by experimenting, but because you sit here judging your bf for it. You're a horrible person.
Nacelle 7
My wife refuses to go there. She thinks it makes me gay. Somehow she thinks sucking my nipples makes her gay. you would think after 25 years of marriage she would get over that. Nope
AverageAvarice 23
That is depressing. Nipples are fun on everyone.
9a_z1 11
Maybe she calls it gay but maybe really it's because she's not into that sort of dynamic. Which for some reason she associates with gayness. Basically it's your personal preference to like it, it's her personal preference to not.
Flyndaran 10
Not mine. I really wish people would stop throwing out such absolutes about sexuality.
DanielleinDC 34
*facepalm* When will everyone get the memo: It doesn't matter what you like to do in bed, it's who you want to do it with that determines if you're straight or gay. A guy who likes a little butt play isn't gay unless he prefers a man to be stimulating it. If he wants his wife to peg him, he's straight. sheesh.
crane8479 8
#43 If I were you Id submit that here
jude_iscariot 7
I don't really see this as being all bad. I'm just not understanding. Did you want to be better at it? If he's good at taking it, then he's good at taking it. I hope you both the best in this exciting new world you get to explore.
s25_fml 7
red flag!!!!!
Fairyjoshy 13
Red flag for what? You know liking it up the butt doesn't make you gay, right? :/
SpyroMello 29
A man's G-spot is in his ass so if he likes it up there then that's good. I mean there's literally nothing wrong with liking it up there.
frontmanmike 14
Why is this on here? That isn't an FML at all.
xGoldColossus 7
Not sure why this is really an FML. more like fma.
pra1s3th3sun 9
If it's something you're both into (a lot of women like the control / domination aspect of it) then I see no issue here. If he wants to do it all the time and you don't this could get a little awkward. On the bright side though he's discovered something new he's into and that's never a bad thing. Time to find yours!
hardattack62 5
That's usually the case. It's where the male "g spot" is. also known as the primary spot or prostate. it actually feels beyond amazing.