Helseac
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
turdburger
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML
Anonymous
Flowery Branch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What a Q-tip
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
countryblumpkin
Grand Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML
disgusted
Harpenden, United Kingdom
The language of love
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
JessykaB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Top comments
ViviMage 40
Poop so good! C'mon baby make me poop so good! Sometimes love doesn't feel like it should, 'cuz baby I poop so good!
bass_ftp 12
If this is the worst part of your relationship you’re doing pretty good.
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Comments (19)
fde2blknimout 18
Get a strap on or use your finger
Mungolikecandy 19
Maybe he is straining when he is having sex?
ViviMage 40
Poop so good! C'mon baby make me poop so good! Sometimes love doesn't feel like it should, 'cuz baby I poop so good!
Itsbeenalong 5
You should familiarise yourself with iglooing. Seems like your husband would enjoy it.
bass_ftp 12
If this is the worst part of your relationship you’re doing pretty good.
tipsyone 22
He is probably bi! Try penetrating him
JanaTheWolf 16
Yaaay, I'm not the only one :) Mine, too. You know what they say... a good poop in the morning is a thousand times better than sex :) (here I am hoping that people will understand my sarcasm/irony/whatever)
Jennifer Michelle Julietta 4
that's some gangster ass shit right there.