Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
cd14_fml 0
******* *****
Synixia 6
im sorry for you being 19, but itll be gone eventually so dont worry. as for your sister, she probably is underage for the whole consent thing, but technically it was her choice, so why is everyone making a big deal out of it?
Ashley1409 0
you speak like your virginity is a disease, saying that it'll be gone soon, don't worry. SMH
solegit 0
what i want to know is how #2 is replying to #11
Sweetie2u 1
owned
Sweetie2u 1
and thats something to be proud of?
kkh12 0
Your poor sister. Looking back a lot of these silly 13 and 14 year olds will realize what they've given up. Innocence is rare these days, but virtue is such an important thing to have. I'm 19 and I'm not a virgin. I don't condemn sex. It's a natural human thing, but you don't know what you are getting into until later on. It is supposed to be a physical and emotional connection. Sex between two people is meant to be and ultimate gift of love and commitment to each other. If you don't have that experience then you are just giving yourself away without purpose. Your sister probably just got caught up in her hormones or trying to fit in. Most kids that age are all talk. They really have no clue.
Hehehohaha 0
I lost mine at 13 n all the girls i talked to lost it around the same age (to me) they or me don't regret it at all. N if they're ****** then my whole high school is filled with a bunch of ******
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
your whole school is filled with bunch of ******...
gela2407 0
omg. what kind of family life and network of people are these kids surrounded by that they think it is ok to have sex at such a young age?! kids who can't take care of themselves have no business having sex. and douchebags who condone this kind of behavior and lifestyle should be reported to the police.
twinkietarget 0
that's way young but good for you that you still have your virginity, nothing to be ashamed of
effmyeffenlife 0
*cough*173isAwhore*cough*