Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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Thaylok 17
YDI. Ask asinine questions and get asinine answers. What did you expect? This assumes this is a legit question as this question is used a lot on the webs, and everyone knows it's a joke.
Wadlaen 24
So he loves you so high, he just can't get enough of you, and would like two of you; lucky girl!
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Comments (5)
Thaylok 17
YDI. Ask asinine questions and get asinine answers. What did you expect? This assumes this is a legit question as this question is used a lot on the webs, and everyone knows it's a joke.
Wadlaen 24
So he loves you so high, he just can't get enough of you, and would like two of you; lucky girl!
EricW 4
idiotic questions call for idiotic answers. But at least the latter is funny
great_nate 26
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
MistressAfrodite 5
I really just can’t be mad at that lol. like just yes 🤣🤣🤣