Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
3rinNicole559 2
hey is Ur name Rebecca...? cuz I think Ik u?
X_o_X_ocutie 0
talk to her before she ends up workin at hooters!!!
love0128 5
Yeah, how are you "technically" a virgin? Just wondering too. I'm 19 years old and I'm still a virgin. It's not like I haven't had the opportunity to have sex, I'm just waiting til I get married.
Synixia 6
i love how all the religious freaks are really pissed off at this girl. and saying shes a ***** or a **** is stupid. technically its her choice. and if she regrets it, fine with me. dont get jealous just cuz shes done it before you (;
IndigoFuckYou 9
the normal age is maybe 13-15....I was fourteen.
IndigoFuckYou 9
he or she probably means they partook in Oral sex or some kind of risky foreplay, but never actually had penis-in-****** sex.
IndigoFuckYou 9
Actually, Radioo, this particular fourteen year old sounds fairly intelligent. lay off, it's the Internet. even young people can have opinions on here, and they're as valid as anyone else's. you don't have to be a dick to someone on here just because you believe that they aren't old enough to have their own brain.
fmmfwl 6
O.O can i meet her? ctfu Im her age.. :P
buddyguyfriend 1
that's awesome to many girls are getting pounded these days. keep your shit tight. yea everyone loves a good ***** but you don't wanna date or marry the ****. you just use them what their good for. to get ur nut
Ashley1409 0
Just because she's 14 and had intercourse doesn't mean she's a **** or a *****, or that that's too young. I was 14 when I had my first time and I'm celebrating my 2 year anniversary on Friday with my fiance (who was also my first time). Maybe she was in a committed relationship? I also don't get why this is an FML. OP should have just said "I'm a virgin and proud of it." No one should be ashamed of who they are. You can be anything you want to be.