FlatFoot
New York, United States
Move, bitch! Get out the way!
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
crippled
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Anonymous
Drunk and stupid
Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML
FamilyLoving
Patchogue, United States
Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Hobbit feet
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
canadiansun
United States
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
If only he'd run over your foot with his regular truck, everything would've been fine.
exileonmainst 16
He just wanted your foot to match his black and blue truck!
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Comments (6)
Dave_Davington 34
If only he'd run over your foot with his regular truck, everything would've been fine.
Lobby_Bee 18
Never a good idea to play footsy with a work truck. It's probably got hundreds of pounds of equipment on the back and you can hurt yourself.
exileonmainst 16
He just wanted your foot to match his black and blue truck!
gobiteme2 34
Did he backed up over it to see if you were okay.
tonyfan00 38
Here's a tip: Don't stand next to the wheels of a vehicle that has the engine running.