Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, I got written up for filing a complaint against IT for unplugging my computer while I was on my lunch break. I found out because one of my workmates warned me. I work with a computer so old, it takes about 40 minutes to get it running. The company refuses to update the equipment, because "it's unnecessary." FML
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
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Top comments
geekpower_fml 28
Next time, leave post-its everywhere. On her chair, her desk, the office door, the mail box, everywhere. Make them neon coloured for bonus points.
TripleATeam 13
Well, maybe she meant on the machine itself? Either way, she should have checked before blindly accusing you all.
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Comments (31)
Logical07 16
Oversight or trolling at its finest.
TripleATeam 13
Bosses typically don't troll their workers...
geekpower_fml 28
You'd be surprised.
Matayaz 16
Your boss needs to bitch herself out for not checking first. Sorry op!
assassinmaster 22
Let me guess your boss' reaction later on: "oh you wrote that note AFTER i had left my note on the notebook" *Logic of bosses who are cry babies and love to blame others
tantanpanda 26
The boss must have similar handwriting then.
Unused_Account13 25
Anybody else having difficulty figuring out #28's logic?
alissa412 33
Maybe she hasn't learned to read yet
TripleATeam 13
Well, maybe she meant on the machine itself? Either way, she should have checked before blindly accusing you all.
geekpower_fml 28
Next time, leave post-its everywhere. On her chair, her desk, the office door, the mail box, everywhere. Make them neon coloured for bonus points.
killer0689 20
might have missed reading your comments. seems like your boss is not doing a good job...
grigri75 35
not your fault, op
MandyO 15
Maybe you should leave a note about leaving notes falsely accusing employees of not leaving notes.
914smv 18
Hope they get it fixed. Sometimes is better to notify personally