Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
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Top comments
gogo44444 28
Well don't jump to conclusions! Maybe he isn't divorced yet but is in the process, divorce takes a long time before its finalized
HarshD9619 34
He might've just meant that he isn't using one since a while. And if that's the case, he wouldn't have changed his relationship status. Not everyone wants to update every ******* life event on social media the moment it occurs
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Comments (68)
vikky538 29
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Apparently he is a fakebook!!!
ilovesoccer1610 31
Just leave
NishchayT 8
I thought it was pretty good lol
Tori_belle 18
Your comment was so corny yet so funny to me.
shay_serendipity 29
I think it'd be funnier without all the exclamation points. Just my opinion, idk.
Immortal_Toaster 23
Well, at least now you know... That sucks OP.
CogadhTallon 16
Yup, I'm sure that knowledge just tickles him pink. Which is great, because his wife is busy getting her pink tickled.
joeyl2008 29
Maybe he meant he doesn't use it. Has there been any recent activity?
gabechriswill 19
Doesn't matter what he meant, he straight up lied.
ChopSuey444 20
His former wife could have made it for him, and he may have never acknowledged or used it. Women do things like that sometimes. She may have set it up and everything but forgot about it. It's highly possible. So whether or not there's been recent activity is a good question.
TripleDallas123 15
#5 Or maybe since it appears he never used it in a while, he would consider it not being worth to say you have one, if you get what I'm saying.
sirrubberduckie 37
#29 and #32, sure. Anything's possible. What's likely, however, is that there was recent activity on the account. Also, if his (supposedly) ex-wife made the account for him, don't you think she would have changed the relationship status on her own account?
HarshD9619 34
He might've just meant that he isn't using one since a while. And if that's the case, he wouldn't have changed his relationship status. Not everyone wants to update every ******* life event on social media the moment it occurs
cheeeksss 29
Thank goodness someone recognized this. I hate updating every social media about every single thing. And then people question about my real life because "they never saw it on Facebook" God damn. OP, it's better to ask about it first. Could be like me and forgotten my password long ago and never retrieved it.
Mathalamus 25
so dont update every single social network about everything in your life. its up to you and you only. you dont have to do it if you dont want to. why do you assume that you are obligated to do that?
sirrubberduckie 37
Not updating every life event and never changing your relationship status after a divorce (and his wife never changing hers) are two completely different things.
brezzyanna 17
But if he never uses the account, he probably didn't even think to change it. He might not even remember the password anymore.
gogo44444 28
Well don't jump to conclusions! Maybe he isn't divorced yet but is in the process, divorce takes a long time before its finalized
9a_1z 12
He may not be cheating on her but he is definitely a liar. He lied about his marital status and lied about not having an account to cover it up. If she's at the stage where she's calling him a boyfriend then the existence of a wife, whether a complicated situation or not, is something she deserves to know when deciding she wants to be with him or not.
jtfrisch 22
Are you guys stupid? You don't have to finalize a divorce to take your marriage status off facebook
Oley 27
My divorce took 1 week to be Finalized. A divorce only takes longer if there are kids and property involved.
Jirekianu2 19
or one person in the relationship is dragging their feet about signing paperwork.
calypso1212 14
It depends where you are. I don't know the laws in that area of Brazil but where I am there is a sixty day waiting period before a divorce can be finalized.
cloudyface 23
Not if the other party contests parts of the divorce and some place have forced waiting periods after filing before you can finalize....
TXlove 6
M divorce took over a year because the state I was in has a law that you have to be living seperate for 12mo before you can file, kids or no kids. However, my boyfriend knew that legally I was married, but we were separated awaiting the divorce
PossiblyInDanger 24
I would confront him before you freak out. It's possible he just never updated his relationship status, and doesn't use his facebook.
bella_nana347 23
It may or may not be an up to date account that he had and never changed. But if it is a recent account, you should add his wife and see what happens.
beeferjay 34
whoops... time to put someone on blast
LPac5295 27
Personally I'd do a little more research. I tell people I don't have an instagram because I haven't used it in over a year and didn't use it much when I did use it. I mainly used it because my ex wanted me to make it. I won't ever use it again so I tell people I don't have one when in reality I do. Perhaps he is in this same scenario. I'd find out rather than jumping to conclusions right away. In the chance you are right I'm sorry that he's a lying douche who is cheating on his wife. That's all too common lately.
spudking 19
The best outcome would be he just stopped using it and never updated his relationship status.