Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
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Top comments
Jaaared_ 15
Wow your sister is evil.
bobsleighyer 10
Happy Birthday !
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Comments (99)
Jaaared_ 15
Wow your sister is evil.
kjack49044 18
More like your sister cares and has a sense of humor?
ApacheC424 18
No, I'd say evil also.
pinkster2014 25
How is completely embarrassing your brother being caring?
eyepuppy 31
wow. she's quite the evil woman. slash her tires.
Stazza11 27
Happy birthday mate, just keep in mind karma is a bitch so just be patient ^__^
Clay_Pidgeon 11
yea, karma is a bitch...just like your sister
kaablam 17
Negative attention is still attention! And it sounds like your sister did put a lot of work in, caring or pranking, now you're more popular! Next up: revenge.
jojimugo 20
Karma is too slow .... Start plotting your revenge, when her birthday comes up go for the jugular
incoherentrmblr 22
Is your sister going to try to convince you that you should become a girl like that other FML on here?...
theDopestChiick 8
show the pic OP
bobsleighyer 10
Happy Birthday !
SaintJupiter 16
I respect your willingness to try and cheer him up, but I'm fairly certain his day has been ruined already.
Roskosity 22
Your FML community is here for you. See? You got published for your birthday! Hooray!
falon142012 22
Yesterday was my birthday too! Happy Birthday OP!
Pancakes017 19
That's ironic.
Exhayle 20
Nothing about this FML is ironic, I think you should introduce your self to a dictionary, that way you won't just blurt out random words that have nothing to do with the situation.
zBLAKEz 23
I think she's saying it's ironic because in the picture he's dressed up as a girl, but it says "birthday boy."
rockfreak333 7
That's still not ironic
Exhayle 20
You should take my advice also..
tellyc 27
Well Atleast some people said it right?
thecalvin123 21
True, but I can't imagine they were all sincere about it though.
tellyc 27
Trying to look on the positive side.. If there is one that is ..
Rallred32 20
Well, happy birthday?
barakados 11
More like sad birthday
rocker_chick23 27
Well happy birthday OP. I hope it gets better when you get home.
PHP_fml 22
Atleast it weren't a picture of you doing something embaressing where you were older. Aslong as you were a kid it can be excused mostly ^^
chocolatefrog28 29
Some birthday wishes are better than none. That being said, happy birthday without having seen you in drag!
rockydify 22
Happy birthday. Nothing wrong with wearing a dress!
colby6666 43
At least they did. But anyway, happy birthday!