Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML
Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
That's a real dick move. Find a new partner that doesn't want to cause you literal harm bc thats not ok
Rake 18
A partner who finds causing me pain and betraying my trust hilarious is not someone I would have wanted to stay with.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Don't your fingers have heat sensors? He probably likes you because you shove things in your mouth without thinking.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
That's a real dick move. Find a new partner that doesn't want to cause you literal harm bc thats not ok
cuz803 46
I'd say return the favor. Time to get even.
emmalou 19
Thank you, next!
123Puppy 33
No good guy would’ve done that to you…
Rake 18
A partner who finds causing me pain and betraying my trust hilarious is not someone I would have wanted to stay with.
Nazmazh 18
I think there's a typo in your post. I'm not seeing an "ex-" in front of "boyfriend". Like seriously, he knowingly caused you extreme pain and agony (not to mention whatever injuries) using hot food, just for the amusement of himself and his friends. Took videos of it even. If that's not an instant dealbreaker, I don't know what is.