Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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Top comments
LiyIa_fml 8
Practice makes perfect?
RoboCunnilingus 23
On the bright side, at least she isn't giving them to someone else.
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Comments (199)
ChaoSKinG86 7
Pratice pratice pratice. Be honest with her and tell her how you like it
pancakes_O_O 3
******** are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they're still pretty damn good. So appreciate them.
leadwithlove 1
How can you be bad at that. So simple.
HitchHiker42 18
Who cares if she's not great at them? She enjoys sucking your dick, so why complain? Besides, she'll get better.
slendamon 0
Iknow how you feel bro :/
bobbigirl71 2
Omg Dude,You MUST have done something really bad in a past life for that one!!
ryan1268 18
She will end up getting it right. Just tell her what she needs to work on I know how you feel.
Le_Tsu 1
Practice makes perfect. No one starts out good.
SamCrow 1
Teach her what u like
Chrisrulez66 9
Many do not learn. I tried to teach my ex.. 7 years. That bitch would still use her teeth almost every time
Playnwitu 0
She'll get better bro I think its a good thing you can kinda guide her to what you like. Be happy you have a ball of clay waiting to be molded!