Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
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Thatissarcastic 17
How does one "accidentally" let a hooker into someone's house?
lexiieeex3 32
He was just checking out her pipes, ya know. Typical maintenance stuff.
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Comments (52)
shippingboat 8
that's unfortunate, op.
ColonelCusswords 24
Also a great porno setup. Gotta look at the positive side of things
ericizadd 6
He lost his job during the holidays. What's positive about that?
Thatissarcastic 17
How does one "accidentally" let a hooker into someone's house?
swanheart 35
Presumably she either tailgated into the building or sweet talked her way in. Either way ops husband should have known better but it sucks that he lost his job over one mistake especially so near Christmas. Kinda interested to hear how big a scene the hooker made though...
MrsHoffman 11
You don't know if that was his first mistake.
LycanGod 27
@ 14..... or his first time letting the hooker in lol
ballislife2324 14
Or a hooker can be just dressed as a regular person but once she gets inside her clients apartment. It's game over
tonyfan00 38
^BINGO
Helldemon 32
#12 also possible the husband has seen the hooker in/coming out of that apartment on several occasions.
incoherentrmblr 22
At least the hooker wasn't doing or OD'd on drugs...
MrsPegg 45
He was probably fired because he, even though unknowingly (as of yet), contributed to illegal activity. Not to mention, was it the correct house? Why didn't he verify her identity before using his master key to allow her entry? He screwed up big time. Think about it: allowing a hooker (illegal) into a home, not verifying she's a tenant and compromising someones home/belongings, risk of accident which could lead to a law suit, etc.. While a huge screw up, I see 1-2 weeks without pay and leave acceptable, but not termination. Then again, like one of you already said; this may have not been his first whoopsies.
RageWolf16 31
How does that even...?
RainCl0ud 22
Why is it so hard for you to write a proper sentence?
pperalta 7
"Accidentally".. Righhhhhtttttt..
Vitani_Verci 24
Yikes OP! You sadly can't trust anyone nowadays. I hope your husband finds another job soon!
scout333 15
"accidentally"
Sangue0608 26
Did he not check to see if they belonged there? He worked and lived there, you'd think he knew people. Without a follow-up I say FYL OP, but he kinda deserved it.
doodlecloud 27
Agreed. It sucks losing a job, especially near Christmas, but if you lived there would you really feel safe knowing anyone could potentially get into your apartment? Guess he had to go. Hopefully he'll learn and be more careful at future jobs though.
lexred 30
Was it really accidental? I doubt it.:P
nickie_94 18
We need a follow up on this! haha
lexiieeex3 32
He was just checking out her pipes, ya know. Typical maintenance stuff.