Till We Pass Out
Halifax, United Kingdom
Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
a faint recollection
Goshen, United States
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Heavybreather
Athens, United States
Weak
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
MGDS
Pine Grove, United States
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Top comments
Razabin 15
Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.
xoxoblondee 31
Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.
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Comments (71)
Razabin 15
Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.
gearhead369 20
we talking about pooping or sex? haha
MisterEx 28
Pooping.
Dave_Davington 34
Pooping is like love. Sometimes it sorts itself out, and sometimes you've got to give it a big, hard, slimy push.
Bono363 11
Hate it when you force it to come out, then you get tired and it slips back in.
derpina72 23
I find reading FML to be the perfect, pooping pastime.
wangwong 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like a shitty problem....
thatnakedguy 17
Just no, don't go there
reneetlovesyou 30
There's always that one person, 40.
PostRater 2
#2? How old are you, 5? 4/10
earljonez 22
That's one hell of a dump you took.
xoxoblondee 31
Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.
falsecut 12
Wow, did you think of that on your own?
Xion0014 20
This is one of my biggest fear... Did you fall and finish the rest on the floor or ...?
say_what2032 12
Well, shit.
MisterEx 28
They were trying to.
CharismaGeek 19
*claps*
Chloe555_fml 27
I see the vagal response is working well. Seriously though, don't bear down so hard.
NYM88 26
Too much fibre!
I_Like_Dogs 28
I'm guessing too little fibre in this case.
NYM88 26
No, too much fibre will soak up all the water in the stools and make them extremely hard and in turn hard to pass. Look it up. It seems counterintuitive but it's not. Too much of a good thing often will become a bad thing.
mellyski 25
I feel a ghost poo would really top this situation off. I mean, that's if you actually managed to accomplish your task.
booze_n_bitches 37
More fibre, more water, try a course of laxatives! Your friendly local doctor would love to hear about your bowel problems, go give them a call.