Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
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Top comments
greatnt249 0
I wasn't aware that orchestras had singers.
bumg6186 3
Why would you say something like that when you KNOW one of them is the mom? YDI
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Comments (26)
bchristina5 0
did she deck you for that?
Metzler31 17
I hope so... what a duecebag
DemonicFatty 2
if ur gonna call someone a douche...spell it right
burro_fml 6
Huh? I don't see douche?
TheRealBruce 12
No, she didn't; she isn't black.
greatnt249 0
I wasn't aware that orchestras had singers.
aoife123 0
exactly!
erika_lynnex 1
they're in France. they use words there that might mean different things here
misterasdfjkl 0
i second #2.
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
At least you didnt call the person shamu or anything
emt430 0
Douche....
Khalavaster 0
never tease a mother weirdo. and a singer at an orchestra? get your story straight son.
tellithowitis 13
Actually they do in France, get YOUR story straight, Hun.
IlTiramisuEBuono 6
There are opera singers that join orchestras for solo performances.
bumg6186 3
Why would you say something like that when you KNOW one of them is the mom? YDI
silly_kate 0
ha ha, owned!
feari_princess 0
well she sang... so its over. :P
tpike1296 11
yep....if you can call that singing....lol!
itsmeppl 0
I agree wholeheartedly :) jehe lol
drainyou123 0
HAHAAAHAH!!! that ******* funny!!!! m/ o.o m/