Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter is absolutely miserable and constantly putting herself down, as she has been for a week. What happened a week ago? She bumped into a stranger at Walmart, apologized, and the guy told her, “Nope, not good enough. You need to die.” Who says that to a child? FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML
Today, I noticed my daughter’s bathroom was dusty, so I screamed at her for keeping the bathroom in unacceptable condition. She had a panic attack and has been crying for the past week. She’s 24. FML
Today, I was sitting outside of a counseling center waiting for someone, watching an older lady bawl her eyes out as she exited the building. Absolutely broke my heart, because asking her if she was okay would have been intrusive and unasked for... and yet I can't get the sight of her crying out of my head. FML
Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
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maz_irken 6
...I want to meet your kid!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
*SMACK*
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maz_irken 6
...I want to meet your kid!
slitherbomb 0
And promptly smack the shit out of her!
NoodleBurger 0
I agree. op's daughter is boss.
chuckychan 8
she just needs a gun...
X_Codes 11
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No, she doesn't need a gun. She just needs a little anger management. I fully support her telling the old lady to shut up, but if she screams it all the time then she might strain her vocal chords. =P
ilovecookies83 0
I know it wasn't the right thing to do but there's just something about her way of handling the situation that is really cute! Weird, I know :S
YourEvilHero 12
you can tell when she grows up, her boyfriends will be pussy whipped
alicianoar 7
Why are you all siding with the child? I'd ******* knock the little shit out. Poor old lady :(
alicianoar 7
Why are you all siding with the child? I'd ******* knock the little shit out. Poor old lady :(
yamatelle 19
I think it's time you play that game "tear that ass up" with her.
rallets 23
#102 umm.. i dont think thats what you think it is
NavySEAL13 0
Win. Your kid is now a badass
TanyaKJC 9
I would have loved to be there. I woulda been laughing so hard (of course try n hold it in til I was away from old hag)
yeseniaa14 0
I would love to meet your daughter, she sounds awesome.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Yeah 102...That Phrase is usually said between Adults. :P
Denikk 0
Well ... OP's daughter has a bright future, that's for sure.
maz255 10
i challenge you to a shoulin showdown for the right of the name..."maz" ill meet you at the crack of dawn..(giggle)
catnip1997 0
yeah me too, in the bedroom haha ;)
yamatelle 19
Obviously, some of you have yet to see a "Madea" movie.... It's Tyler Perry's quote for ass whoopping.
KatMatt8 2
Yell at grandmas...!!! LIKE A BOSS!!!
SecretlyEvil9792 22
I wonder where she learned that from.
suxs4ulol 22
star trek,,,,
calbiasso 12
Why would you support a little kid being an arsewipe? Oh, let me guess, she's "harmlessly expressing her emotions"? Seriously.
Rectov 10
Oh no am old lady was crying how dare she dayum
mooseluver4life 5
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Oh my god. Lol how embarrassing. Control your child
bthomas0319 2
I can talk. In three word. Sentences like you.
rallets 23
shut. up. malcolm.
Toaster8669 0
That child is funny as hell, doesn't need to control anything
annasworld 3
you are suchhh an amazing parent :)
MrUnicorn 3
Damn. What a boss.
Attica 20
William Shatner?
badass243 6
probly takes after you
amanda_d95 9
Boss ass picture bro
sskarma23 9
Ya you obviously taught her to act like that so ydi and it's not an FML it's F her L (the old lady)
yomommma 6
PROBABLY
tifa_14 0
You should have appologized to the old lady then taken your daughter into the restroom and beaten her. Then maybe she wouldn't embarass you like that...
xXxvampirexXx 5
thats not nice
kelsey_katie 17
171, LOVE your picture(: Adam lambert:)
SecretlyEvil9792 22
You don't beat a child. That's no way to teach them. They shouldn't obey you out of fear. They should obey you out of love.
12swimmer34 0
Way to show you're heartless. You know some people actually have been abused.. or maybe you are too simple minded to realize this.
usmcUSA 0
An i'm a fucken illiterate ********, LOL!
jesustitts 20
297-If you're going to call someone an idiot you should proofread your comments.
cbaidchris 6
nut up or shut up
CryMoreFMLs 15
What if you're a woman? Can't really "nut up"...
hiyourcute 0
I say this to women all the time. Hell I'm a girl and I say it to myself...
lajaynay 15
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
rallets 23
then **** up or shut up
_toronto_chick_ 0
Zombieland quote ftw!
fijianchick 0
Lol nice shit you've been teaching her
lizgoesrawr 0
I would have lovde to have seen that in person!
CarsAndMoney 5
lol same here
purrfume 0
Loved*
hiyourcute 0
I think it's time you teach your daughter some manners... That being said, sometimes kids say things like that no matter what they've been taught
Gourmet_Taco 0
Children are far more logical than adults.
Jaxx66 21
The kids I know are all very literal. Have to be careful how you say things. >_>
jglenn88 0
that kid might have learned that at home imitating whats going on between mom and dad.
Grayscale 9
#9 - Children will always do what they've been taught. It's just that most people failed to realize that just bossing them around, ordering them, forcing them, isn't the right way to teach children.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
*SMACK*
ThatSoAmaZingDee 0
THANK YOU! if more people would beat their kids there would be less hores less gang violence more respect and less babies having babies.
lillost93 5
That's what every kid needs
SecretlyEvil9792 22
That's not even true. Hitting kids often makes them end up like that because they don't listen to their parents because they resent them. Instead they listen to the other kids that usually act nice at first to get what they want.
trivel64 16
269- someone forgot to turn on their sarcasm detectors
96qbb 3
Your child did what was best for everybody reward her
thewife5 19
Ha! Your kid is awesome! Wish the lady had someone with her tho:/